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ZH3 Hash #1502 The Burning Train Hash

Hares: Premature Cocksucker and Canada Wet

Attendance: around 25, including 3 separate visitors, sadly no virgins

Religious Adviser: Asphalt Liquor

Scribe: Aspalt Liquor

Visitor of Note: Superman

Let’s start with why. Why on earth was this hash about burning trains? Well, last Thursday, on almost certainly the most important and prestigious hash of the year (#1501), also known as the hashiversary of Licking Asphalt, a train caught fire in Alstetten. Not only was this BIG SWISS NEWS, and almost certainly all blame laid with the train-maker Out of Africa, but it also had the catastrophic effect of making almost every half-mind arrive late to the hash. When I say late, I am not talking “Swiss Late”, I mean, only-just-making-it-for-circle late. Within seconds of this tragic event unfolding, and certainly before any assertion of human casualties, the hares of hash #1502 had already booked a slot in the hareline and aptly named it, the Burning Train Hash. #toosoon

So with that out of the way, the scribe can now detail the important parts of the trail: 
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Spitroast Hash 2023

The grilled pig is back!! Welcome to the wildest culinary adventure of the year at the Spitroast Hash! Picture this: a group of grill-loving daredevils lacing up their running shoes and sprinting towards the scent of sizzling deliciousness. It’s a spectacle that will make your taste buds salivate and your legs run faster than a speeding spatula!

  1. When: Sunday, 3rd of September 2023 at 14:00
  2. Where: Forsthütte – Waldhütte Geeren (many parking places available)
  3. How much:

Pricing for adult pork lovers (includes snacks, drinks, swine, and maybe sides):

  • 30chf/pp early bird price until July 31st (only bank transfer*)
  • 35chf/pp regular price until August 31st (only bank transfer*)
  • 40 CHF/pp the day of the event (payment by cash, bank card or twint)

Pricing for kids (includes fatty snacks, alcoholic drinks, greasy swine, and many sweets / candies to keep your dentist happy):

  • 10 CHF/pp at any time (bank transfer before August 31st and the rest of payment methods the day of the event)

Pricing for run&circle only (snacks & drinks only):

  • 5 CHF

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Sola 2023

Teams and allocated legs are available here: Registration form – SOLA 2023

For those allocated a place please pay your registration fee of 35 CHF into the regular ZH3 account referencing SOLA 2023 and your Hash name at:
Migros Bank AG, 8010 Zürich
BIC: MIGRCHZZXXX
IBAN: CH74 0840 1000 0519 9117 9
Account holder: Zürich Hash House Harriers
Address: Gloriastrasse 88, 8044 Zürich
Reference: SOLA 2023 + Hash Name

If you would like to place yourself on the standby list please contact Miss Fucktober and/ or Premature Cocksucker.
All Zürich Hashers are welcome to cheer on our Hash teams along the route and also to circle at Irchel University.
Hash cash will not be collected from regular Zürich Hashers on the day.

This year SOLA allows all genders to run any of the stretches. The race starts with a stretch 1 at 7:30 or 8:00 depending on your team in the misty Hönggerberg woods. Then runners 2 to 7 head out into Engstringen, up and along the Uetliberg and back into town, finishing at the beautiful University Irchel. The afternoon runners 8-12 start at 12:30 . The trail heads through Forch to Egg and comes back to Witikon. Two short runs from there to the finish at Irchel complete the race. We meet at tents across the lake from the finish.
Runners hand over armbands to the next runners so it’s important to turn up early.
Runners 1, 8 and 13 need to pick up armbands from the organisers.
For more information check the SOLA homepage.

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Winterfest 2023

Winterfest 2023
 

Winterfest 2023 is back on the weekend of 03-05, February 2023 to cure all that ails you and deliver you back to the right path set by your hedonistic messiahs, your one and only Winterfest Hares! 

The Mismanagement has pre-arranged the inoculated conception of not one, but 3 (or more) hares to teach us the purpose of our lives, delivered through scriptures only found at the bottom of an empty bottle. It’s our very mission to deliver to every attendee of this exclusive weekend sojourn as many empty bottles as possible to ensure proper incocktrination.

We promise an entire weekend’s worth of entertainment, delivering the following in various volumes and poor distribution of quality:

  • 3 official trails, plus one for those who don’t mind a frostbitten pecker
  • Absolutely epic home made meals to warm you from the inside
  • All the Beer/Wine/Bubbles/Cider/yellow snow you can drink
  • 1 drunken Friday night party
  • 1 even more drunken Saturday party preceded by silly games followed by serious dancing
  • All the custom haberdashery Swiss money can buy
  • A heated venue for a maximum of 40 people!

When????
03-05, February, 2023

How much?
All the Birds: CHF 180.00 Registered AND paid –> One price fits all!

Payment details!
Migros Bank AG, 8010 Zürich
IBAN: CH74 0840 1000 0519 9117 9
Account holder: Zürich Hash House Harriers
Address: Gloriastrasse 88, 8044 Zürich
Reason for payment: 2023 Winterfest, (your Name, this one is muy importante)

Where???
This year’s venue is the fantastic Uster Pfadizentrum, for more infos on the venue check the official website under: Pfadizentrum Uster website

How can I register?
Winterfest 2023 is SOLD OUT

Winterfest 2023 Flyer

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It’s Turkey Lurkey Time!*

The ZH3 2022 Thanksgiving Hash will this year be hosted on Saturday, 26 November at GZ Loogarten in Altstetten / Zürich.  There will be a trail followed by a fancy pancy sit-down meal organized by this year’s Chef Extraordinaire Big Top.  More details are available on MeetUp.

If you are joining please complete the Google Form to indicate how many people you will be, what food you will bring, and – most importantly – your beverage of choice.  People bringing food are requested to only bring one dinner-party sized item so that there is no wastage.

There is a charge of CHF 30 per big person and CHF 10 per little person (said little person must also be under 16 years of age) for the meal and run.  Attendees are requested to please pay in advance by bank transfer to:

Migros Bank AG, 8010 Zürich
BIC: MIGRCHZZXXX
IBAN: CH74 0840 1000 0519 9117 9
Account holder: Zürich Hash House Harriers
Address: Gloriastrasse 88, 8044 Zürich
Reason for payment: [NAME] – Thanksgiving Hash 2022

Who’s celebrating:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vkONrPgWqcD7akTOKWyTBBY71mshmCnQZRd8OpHjmJk/edit?usp=sharing

*for the Yanks at least.

Out with the old and in with the useless

Following fierce competition and vote rigging that would have made Putin and Xi Jinping proud your Mis-Management Committee for 2022-2023 is:

GM Miss Fucktober
RA Asphalt Liquor
Hash Cash Premature Cocksucker
Beer Raiser 2 Shots Short
Hair Raiser Slippery Digit
Haberdashers Gladiator Pussy / Buttbugger
Web Slave Bling