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Thanksgiving 2024

18. October 2024 /

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Thanksgiving is one year more a hash event!! come and celebrate that one time of year it’s perfectly acceptable to walk around in ‘public’ with your pants undone.

This year it is organized by Just Sophie (kitchen slave) and hared by Premature Cocksucker (Thanksgiving hash) and TBD (Horrors Hash).
The venue is GZ Loogarten. It’s a fun space with plenty of room for us to show off our cooking skills, fill our bellies and hit the dance floor (including an stage to show your performance skills).

So that we are fully prepared, please sign-up and let us know what you can contribute using this form: https://forms.gle/Sc1mcua8pZDLUBGY9

This event is limited to max. 40 people!! You are NOT fully registered until you pay.

Thanksgiving pricing for adults (includes snacks, drinks, all you can eat turkey, and sides):

  • 35.- CHF/pp early bird price until October 31st (only bank transfer*)
  • 40.- CHF/pp regular price until November 29th (only bank transfer*)
  • 45.- CHF/pp the day of the event (payment by cash, bank card or twint)

Thanksgiving pricing for kids (includes fatty snacks, alcoholic drinks, greasy meat, and many sweets / candies so your dentist will be richer):

  • 10.- CHF/pp at any time (bank transfer before October 29th and the rest of payment methods the day of the event)

Pricing for adults on run&circle or Horrors Hash (boring snacks & drinks only):

  • 5.- CHF

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Winterfest 2025

10. September 2024 /

UPDATE:

Winterfest 2025 is SOLD OUT, but you can still add your name to the waitlist below. The first 50 people signed up have their Regos guaranteed as long as it’s fully paid by 15th November, 2024.

After 15th November, any remaining Regos are open to people on the waitlist. We will reach out to you directly to let you know if there are available spots.

Details

Winterfest 2025 is back to cure all that ails you and deliver you back to the right path set by your hedonistic messiahs, your one and only Winterfest Hares!

The Mismanagement has pre-arranged the inoculated conception of not one, but 3 (or more) hares to teach us the purpose of our lives, delivered through scriptures only found at the bottom of an empty bottle. It’s our very mission to deliver to every attendee of this exclusive weekend sojourn as many empty bottles as possible to ensure proper incocktrination.

We promise an entire weekend’s worth of entertainment, delivering the following in various volumes and poor distribution of quality:

  • 3 official trails, plus one for those who don’t mind a frostbitten pecker
  • Absolutely epic home made meals to warm you from the deep inside
  • All the Beer/Bubbles/Cider/yellow snow/other human fluids you can drink
  • 1 drunken Friday night party
  • 1 even more drunken Saturday party preceded by silly games followed by serious dancing
  • Saturday night party theme –> A Winter Fairy Tale from Hell
  • All the custom haberdashery Swiss money can buy
  • Dedicated haberdashery for the event (some sizes may be not available for late comers signing 3 weeks before the event)
  • A heated venue for a maximum of 50 people!

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AGM 2024

28. August 2024 /

Thursday, September 19, is the 2024 AGM for ZH3.

ZH3 is not a dicktatorship … yet. Therefore, this is our yearly election (and for some hashers also their “yearly erection”) where you all get to vote for the half-minds who will be your next Mismanagement committee. Before the event, do nominate who you believe will be intermittently sober enough to do the duties of the positions; those responsible to ensure the longevity, survival and general functioning of the Zurich Hash House Harriers.

Do your nominations using this form.

 

We will ALSO be celebrating our accomplishments, misdeeds and consumptions of the year past. Nominate your favourite HASH OF THE YEAR, and HARDSHIP HASH OF THE YEAR by filling up this form.
A few important details to note:

  1. If you want to vote please turn up on the night.
  2. Nominations must be made, and accepted, before 9pm Thursday 12th of September.
  3. You can run for more than one position.
  4. To vote, you must have hashed with ZH3 in the previous year.
  5. There are two positions for haberdasher.

What does the mismanagement do?

  • GM – the grand master or mistress of the mismanagement, ensuring that people are suitably hassled to fulfil drunken promises, organising mismanagement meetings and drinking practice. Never drinks alone.
  • RA – has the weekly responsibility of making sure we have a circle and the burden of providing weather.
  • Beer Raiser – makes sure that the holy cold beer arrives at each hash.
  • Hash Cash – takes the money every week and is responsible for making sure we have enough left in our coffers for special events.
  • Hare Raiser – cajoles hashers into laying trail, updates the hareline and ensures hares are suitably rewarded with carrots.
  • Web Slave – updates www.zh3.ch and keeps up to date on our emails.
  • Haberdashers (x2) – organise and sell our ZH3 hash gear.

Red Dress Run 2024

5. August 2024 /

Hares: Gladiator, Beggin’ for It, and Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey

WHAT?

It’s exactly what it sounds like: a run (or walk) following a trail around the beautiful city of Zürich for which EVERYONE, man, woman, child, or dog, will wear their finest red frock. There will be stylish haberdashery freebies, a fabulous central location, bawdy singing, and a LOT of beer. Best of all, it’s for a good cause.

WHY?

In 1987, a woman named Donna Reinhart got gussied up for what turned out to be the worst date ever. Not only was she taken to the Long Beach Hash, she was then told to “wait in the truck” due to her unsuitable outfit. But Donna, being a total badass, joined the run in her pretty red dress. This impressed the hashers so much that they began holding a Red Dress Run annually in her honour, raising money for charity. Other hashes have adopted the custom and now thousands of dollars are generated each year for good causes around the world.

WHO (are we giving the money to)?

Once again we will be raising money for 143.ch, a mental health crisis hotline offering support for German and English speakers in Switzerland by phone, email and webchat. This is a cause close to all our hearts after the tragic loss of our beloved co-hasher Bling Dong (Matt Moss) last year. The cost of this hash will therefore be 25CHF, and you are very welcome to donate more if you wish to. If you wish to prepay, please make a transfer to the below account with the reference “RDR 2024 (your hash name)”

Migros Bank AG, 8010 Zürich
BIC: MIGRCHZZXXX
IBAN: CH74 0840 1000 0519 9117 9
Account holder: Zürich Hash House Harriers
Address: Gloriastrasse 88, 8044 Zürich

HOW?

Bring yourself, bring a dress (changing facilities are available), bring an open mind, and prepare to have fun.

WHERE?

Near Tram Stop Kirche Fluntern.

WHEN?

Meet at 1:45pm to start at 2:00pm. There will be a charge of CHF5.00 for participating.

Summer Camp-out 2024

5. August 2024 /

By popular demand, we are copying Stuttgart H3 and organizing our own ZH3 Camp Out!! 23 – 25 Aug, when all the kids have gone back to school, us hashers will bring havoc to Glarus 😈 (if the weather chooses not to co-operate with us, we shall try to find another weekend).

This is not a hash event, just a bunch of hashers who like to go camping and SUP in the lake (feel free to organise a r*n should you so wish).

Bring your own tent, camping equipment, sleeping equipment, swimwear, food and drinks. There is a little shop if you forget anything.

The cost of renting a pitch site is CHF 10/ person/ night AND CHF 10/ tent/ night. You pay directly at the Camp site.

 

Details

Location: Camping Vorauen, maps.app.goo.gl/rntXJMpKoo7EZ6CG8

For more information about the camp site: http://www.zkgl.ch/vor.htm

Make sure to bring your own tent, food, and drinks!

Spitroast Hash 2024

13. May 2024 /

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  • What is Spitroast hash?

Hello pork-lovers!! Welcome to the oinkiest culinary adventure of the year at the Spitroast Hash! Picture this: a group of grill-loving daredevils lacing up their (not new) running shoes and sprinting towards the scent of sizzling deliciousness. It’s a spectacle that will make your taste buds salivate and your legs run faster than a speeding spatula!

  • When is it?

Sunday, 16th of June 2024 at 14:00

  • Where is the event taking place?

Waldhütte Ziegelhöhe (no parking places available)

  • Who is haring?

Premature Cocksucker and other hashers.

  • Will I ruin myself?

NO! Pricing for adult pork lovers (includes snacks, drinks, swine, and maybe sides):

  • 35 CHF/pp early bird price until May 17th (only bank transfer*)
  • 40 CHF/pp regular price until June 15th (only bank transfer*)
  • 45 CHF/pp the day of the event (payment by cash, bank card or twint)

Pricing for kids (includes fatty snacks, alcoholic drinks, greasy swine, and many sweets / candies to keep your dentist happy):

  • 10 CHF/pp at any time (bank transfer before June 15th or cash/TWINT/credit card the day of the event)

Pricing for run & circle only (snacks & drinks only):

  • 5 CHF
  • How do I register?

YOU MUST SIGN-UP USING THIS FORM.

  • How many people can attend?

We can only guarantee pig & sides for a max of 35 people. First registered, first-served (meaning, if you are the 36th person, you are not guaranteed swine).

  • How do I pay?

*Bank transfer details:
Migros Bank AG, 8010 Zürich
BIC: MIGRCHZZXXX
IBAN: CH74 0840 1000 0519 9117 9
Account holder: Zürich Hash House Harriers
Address: Gloriastrasse 88, 8044 Zürich
Reference: SPITROAST 2023 + Hash Name

  • How can I contribute?

SIDES & DESSERTS: Let us know if you would like to bring something (salad, a regional dish, dessert).

SOLA 2024

12. February 2024 /

What is SOLA?

SOLA is a relay run around Zurich city. A 14x runners team covers a total distance of 114.77 km and an altitude difference of 2,640 m in the greater Zurich area. The 14 sections are between 3.69 – 14.11 km long suitable for all type of runners.

How can I participate with the hashers?

Teams and allocated legs are available here: Registration form – SOLA 2024

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Swiss Nash Hash 2024 – Dirty Cows and Horny Farmers

12. February 2024 /

When is it?

6-8 September 2024

What is it?

Swiss national hash, hosted by ZH3.

We are gathering in the picturesque prealps village of Schwarzsee to search for the fountain of youth and indulge in the local traditions of getting freaky with dirty cows. The Zurich Hash House Harriers will host this year’s extravaganza promising lakes, mountains, all the beer you can drink and none of the cows you can’t afford. The Haus der Jugend will be our Venue for the weekend, featuring many spacious rooms with a guarantee of maximum 4 persons per room (and the possibility to book “couples” rooms for those looking for some extra-bovine
love). We will be completely surrounded by Mountains, with plenty of opportunities to get some good old Swiss vertical meters into your system and cool down at the lake (ignore local folklore about the lake dragon for extra comfort)

 

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Winterfest 2024

20. November 2023 /

Winterfest 2024 is back to cure all that ails you and deliver you back to the right path set by your hedonistic messiahs, your one and only Winterfest Hares!

The Mismanagement has pre-arranged the inoculated conception of not one, but 3 (or more) hares to teach us the purpose of our lives, delivered through scriptures only found at the bottom of an empty bottle. It’s our very mission to deliver to every attendee of this exclusive weekend sojourn as many empty bottles as possible to ensure proper incocktrination.

We promise an entire weekend’s worth of entertainment, delivering the following in various volumes and poor distribution of quality:

  • 3 official trails, plus one for those who don’t mind a frostbitten pecker/hard nipples.
  • Absolutely epic home made meals to warm you from the deep inside.
  • All the Beer/Wine/Bubbles/Cider/yellow snow/other human fluids you can drink.
  • 1 drunken Friday Meet and Greet, free lube and tunes provided.
  • 1x Winterolympicdicks 2024! With prices to win!!! (mostly bragging rights for years to cum).
  • 1 even more drunken Saturday party preceded by (TBC) silly games followed by serious dancing.
  • Saturday night party
    • Theme: P-Party costume (policeman, prostitute, pimp, penguin, perverted, pregnant, pineapple, panthera leo, pop-tart, panda, Peter Pan, pirate, Pocahontas, pope, priest, politician, princess, prisoner, pilot, porn star, professor, proctologist, postman, Putin …).
  • All the custom haberdashery Swiss money can buy.
  • Dedicated haberdashery for the event (not available for late comers).
  • A heated venue for a maximum of 40 people!

How much?

All the Birds: CHF 180.00 Registered AND paid –> One price fits all!

Payment details!

Migros Bank AG, 8010 Zürich
IBAN: CH74 0840 1000 0519 9117 9
Account holder: Zürich Hash House Harriers
Address: Gloriastrasse 88, 8044 Zürich
Reason for payment: 2024 Winterfest, (your Name, this one is muy importante)

When?

First February weekend, 02-04 Feb, 2024

Where???

Pfadiheim Kilchberg, Tüchelhölzli, Nidelbadstrasse 50, 8802 Kilchberg, Switzerland (google map)

We encourage using clean and effective Swiss public transport to get there.

How can I register?

Regos are filling up the following form
Please note that this is a pre-paid and registration necessary full weekend event.

What should I bring?

  • Bedding: Bring a sleeping bag/blanket/sheets and a pillow. Cover your body with what you feel comfortable with. No sheets or blankets are provided by the venue.
  • Drinking vessel: Something you’re fine consuming liquids out of, if not it’s your shoe.
  • P-party costume: A costume that is anything P, i.e. Pussycat, Panda, Police (the band), Police (the profession), El Camino Pontiac Aztek, etc.
  • Dog owners: must also bring a dedicated towel for your dogs, this is to clean them before getting inside common areas.
  • Important items: A flashlight/torch/headlamp, for nightly outings, a towel, shampoo/shower gel, ear plugs (or other snore suppressors), your preferred hangover cure, AND house shoes.
  • If coming from outside Switzerland with a vehicle: The roads of this country are not for free. A toll applies to all vehicles using the highways. This year you can buy an electronic toll sticker (e-vignette) – Welcome Switzerland to the XXI century!!
  • Things to leave at home: Your dignity, hope, fear of snow, and sobriety.

Additional Info:

– Parking: only a few limited amount of parking spaces are available. It is recommended arriving by public transport
– Dogs are allowed but as the sleeping rooms have limited space the WF mismanagement have decided to allow only 3x dogs. Contact us to reserve your doggy spot. First come first served.
– Bring your own pillow, sleeping bag, bed linen, towel, house shoes, ear plugs, torch

Snowdule:

Friday 02 February:

17:00 Registration
19:00 Chalk Talk → R*n
20:00 Extreme warmth provided by an indoor circle
21:30 Dinner!!!
22:30 Saturday Pre-Lube party, dancing and general shenanigans

Saturday 03 February:

09:00-10:00 Breakfast
10:30 Chalk Talk → Winter trail
13:00 Lunch, warm but outdoors!
14:30 Winterfest 2024 Outdoor Circle of frozen balls and chiseled nipples!
16:30 Cuddle up with your nearest and dearest or drink a few more beers
19:30 Dinner!!!!
21:00 Winterfest Hash Games followed by…
Winterfest Party!

Sunday 04 February:

08:30 Breakfast, regret life, count the bruises, don’t look at yourself in the mirror
10:00 Deadline for rooms to be cleared!
10:30 Hangover trail, slow, very slow, and likely shigtastic
12:00 THE final circle
15:00 Bidding of farewells, confrontation with society, time to bugger off

Extra side activities:

  •  On Sunday 4th February after Winterfest is over and if we are alive we can visit the famous Lindt Chocolate factory which is easily reachable from the venue by crawling or rolling down the hill.

Who’s Cummin?

Read more below to see which fine people are attending.

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Thanksgiving 2023

11. October 2023 /

Organized by Just Sophie and hared by HMHW and Dr NOB, come and celebrate that one time of year it’s perfectly acceptable to walk around in ‘public’ with your pants undone.

The venue is our lovely Bäckeranlage. If you were so drunk the other multiple times we were there, it’s a fun space with plenty of room for us to show off our cooking skills, fill our bellies and hit the dance floor.

So that we are fully prepared, please sign-up and let us know what you can contribute via this form:

This event is limited to max. 40 people!! You are fully registered until you pay.

Pricing for adult (includes snacks, drinks, all you can eat turkey, and maybe sides):

  • 35.- CHF/pp early bird price until October 31st (only bank transfer*)
  • 40.- CHF/pp regular price until November 24th (only bank transfer*)
  • 45.- CHF/pp the day of the event (payment by cash, bank card or twint)

Pricing for kids (includes fatty snacks, alcoholic drinks, greasy meat, and many sweets / candies to keep your dentist happy):

  • 10.- CHF/pp at any time (bank transfer before October 24th and the rest of payment methods the day of the event)

Pricing for run&circle only (boring snacks & drinks only):

  • 5.- CHF

Attendees are requested to please pay in advance by bank transfer to:

Migros Bank AG, 8010 Zürich
BIC: MIGRCHZZXXX
IBAN: CH74 0840 1000 0519 9117 9
Account holder: Zürich Hash House Harriers
Address: Gloriastrasse 88, 8044 Zürich
Reason for payment: [NAME] – Thanksgiving Hash 2023

Can’t wait to do the Turkey dance with you! 🦃🪩💃🕺

Meet at 1.45pm to start at 2.00pm.

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