Winterfest 2024 is back to cure all that ails you and deliver you back to the right path set by your hedonistic messiahs, your one and only Winterfest Hares!
The Mismanagement has pre-arranged the inoculated conception of not one, but 3 (or more) hares to teach us the purpose of our lives, delivered through scriptures only found at the bottom of an empty bottle. It’s our very mission to deliver to every attendee of this exclusive weekend sojourn as many empty bottles as possible to ensure proper incocktrination.
We promise an entire weekend’s worth of entertainment, delivering the following in various volumes and poor distribution of quality:
- 3 official trails, plus one for those who don’t mind a frostbitten pecker/hard nipples.
- Absolutely epic home made meals to warm you from the deep inside.
- All the Beer/Wine/Bubbles/Cider/yellow snow/other human fluids you can drink.
- 1 drunken Friday Meet and Greet, free lube and tunes provided.
- 1x Winterolympicdicks 2024! With prices to win!!! (mostly bragging rights for years to cum).
- 1 even more drunken Saturday party preceded by (TBC) silly games followed by serious dancing.
- Saturday night party
- Theme: P-Party costume (policeman, prostitute, pimp, penguin, perverted, pregnant, pineapple, panthera leo, pop-tart, panda, Peter Pan, pirate, Pocahontas, pope, priest, politician, princess, prisoner, pilot, porn star, professor, proctologist, postman, Putin …).
- All the custom haberdashery Swiss money can buy.
- Dedicated haberdashery for the event (not available for late comers).
- A heated venue for a maximum of 40 people!
How much?
All the Birds: CHF 180.00 Registered AND paid –> One price fits all!
Payment details!
Migros Bank AG, 8010 Zürich
IBAN: CH74 0840 1000 0519 9117 9
Account holder: Zürich Hash House Harriers
Address: Gloriastrasse 88, 8044 Zürich
Reason for payment: 2024 Winterfest, (your Name, this one is muy importante)
When?
First February weekend, 02-04 Feb, 2024
Where???
Pfadiheim Kilchberg, Tüchelhölzli, Nidelbadstrasse 50, 8802 Kilchberg, Switzerland (google map)
We encourage using clean and effective Swiss public transport to get there.
How can I register?
Regos are filling up the following form
Please note that this is a pre-paid and registration necessary full weekend event.
What should I bring?
- Bedding: Bring a sleeping bag/blanket/sheets and a pillow. Cover your body with what you feel comfortable with. No sheets or blankets are provided by the venue.
- Drinking vessel: Something you’re fine consuming liquids out of, if not it’s your shoe.
- P-party costume: A costume that is anything P, i.e. Pussycat, Panda, Police (the band), Police (the profession),
El Camino Pontiac Aztek, etc.
- Dog owners: must also bring a dedicated towel for your dogs, this is to clean them before getting inside common areas.
- Important items: A flashlight/torch/headlamp, for nightly outings, a towel, shampoo/shower gel, ear plugs (or other snore suppressors), your preferred hangover cure, AND house shoes.
- If coming from outside Switzerland with a vehicle: The roads of this country are not for free. A toll applies to all vehicles using the highways. This year you can buy an electronic toll sticker (e-vignette) – Welcome Switzerland to the XXI century!!
- Things to leave at home: Your dignity, hope, fear of snow, and sobriety.
Additional Info:
– Parking: only a few limited amount of parking spaces are available. It is recommended arriving by public transport
– Dogs are allowed but as the sleeping rooms have limited space the WF mismanagement have decided to allow only 3x dogs. Contact us to reserve your doggy spot. First come first served.
– Bring your own pillow, sleeping bag, bed linen, towel, house shoes, ear plugs, torch
Snowdule:
Friday 02 February:
17:00 Registration
19:00 Chalk Talk → R*n
20:00 Extreme warmth provided by an indoor circle
21:30 Dinner!!!
22:30 Saturday Pre-Lube party, dancing and general shenanigans
Saturday 03 February:
09:00-10:00 Breakfast
10:30 Chalk Talk → Winter trail
13:00 Lunch, warm but outdoors!
14:30 Winterfest 2024 Outdoor Circle of frozen balls and chiseled nipples!
16:30 Cuddle up with your nearest and dearest or drink a few more beers
19:30 Dinner!!!!
21:00 Winterfest Hash Games followed by…
Winterfest Party!
Sunday 04 February:
08:30 Breakfast, regret life, count the bruises, don’t look at yourself in the mirror
10:00 Deadline for rooms to be cleared!
10:30 Hangover trail, slow, very slow, and likely shigtastic
12:00 THE final circle
15:00 Bidding of farewells, confrontation with society, time to bugger off
Extra side activities:
- On Sunday 4th February after Winterfest is over and if we are alive we can visit the famous Lindt Chocolate factory which is easily reachable from the venue by crawling or rolling down the hill.
Who’s Cummin?
Read more below to see which fine people are attending.
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