Hares: Premature Cocksucker and Canada Wet
Attendance: around 25, including 3 separate visitors, sadly no virgins
Religious Adviser: Asphalt Liquor
Scribe: Aspalt Liquor
Visitor of Note: Superman
Let’s start with why. Why on earth was this hash about burning trains? Well, last Thursday, on almost certainly the most important and prestigious hash of the year (#1501), also known as the hashiversary of Licking Asphalt, a train caught fire in Alstetten. Not only was this BIG SWISS NEWS, and almost certainly all blame laid with the train-maker Out of Africa, but it also had the catastrophic effect of making almost every half-mind arrive late to the hash. When I say late, I am not talking “Swiss Late”, I mean, only-just-making-it-for-circle late. Within seconds of this tragic event unfolding, and certainly before any assertion of human casualties, the hares of hash #1502 had already booked a slot in the hareline and aptly named it, the Burning Train Hash. #toosoon
So with that out of the way, the scribe can now detail the important parts of the trail:
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