The junior chapter of the Zurich Hash House Harriers, the Hash House Horrors is for children and parents who want to get an early start in running and socialising for fun. A variant of ‘hare and hounds’, for each run a trail is laid using flour and the children follow it to the end where there is a social gathering for the kids and parents.
Future events are listed in the ZH3 Meetup page.
Horrors Songs
Song for the Hares
S.I.L.L.Y T.R.A.I.L
Silly Trail, so silly, Silly Trail, so silly.
The Hares have gone and laid a Silly Trail.
I would rather drink Ice Tea than run your Silly Trail.
S.I.L.L.Y T.R.A.I.L.
Snacks
Snacks! Who said Snacks?
I’ll have some of that.
So we munched. We munched for hours.
On Smarties, Gummi Bears and Sauers.
We munched like Vikings. Cause they like Snacks too.
Snacks! Who said Snacks?
I’ll have some of that.
Soldier
A Soldier, A Soldier, A Soldier I will be.
My feet, my feet, my feet below my knees.
I march, I march.
For country and for Queen.
A Soldier, A Soldier, A Soldier I will be.
Good weather
Oh, the weather is so delightful.
When it could have been oh so frightful.
And it’s the RA we have to thank now.
So give her a bow, give her a bow, give her a bow.
Newbies
We’ve got Newbies, we’ve got Newbies.
On our Hash, on our Hash.
Gonna have some great fun.
Gonna have some great fun.
One by one. One by one.
Cupcakes
We’ve got Cupcakes, we’ve got Cupcakes.
On our Hash, on our Hash.
Gonna eat them all up.
Gonna eat them all up.
One by one. One by one.
Yogi
There’s a Bear in the deep dark woods.
Yogi. Yogi.
There’s a Bear in the deep dark woods.
Yogi. Yogi Bear.
Yogi, Yogi Bear. Yogi, Yogi Bear.
There’s a Bear in the deep dark woods.
Yogi. Yogi Bear.
Yogi has a girlfriend. Cindy, Cindy.
Yogi has a girlfriend. Cindy, Cindy Bear.
Cindy, Cindy Bear. Cindy, Cindy Bear.
Yogi has a girlfriend. Cindy, Cindy Bear.
Yogi has a little friend. Booboo, Booboo.
Yogi has a little friend. Booboo, Booboo Bear.
Booboo, Booboo Bear. Booboo, Booboo Bear.
Yogi has a little friend. Booboo, Booboo Bear.
This song’s gone on far too long. More than, more than.
This song’s gone on far too long. More than I can bear.
More than I can bear. More than I can bear.
This song’s gone on far too long. More than I can bear.
Chasing (To the tune of ABBA’s Knowing me, Knowing you)
Chasing me, Chasing you. Running trail is fun to do.
Chasing me, Chasing you. Running trail is fun to do with you.
Just try not to drink all the Ice Tea until I catch you.
Chasing me, Chasing you. Running trail’s fun to do.
Meet the Horrors (to the tune of the Flintstones)
Horrors. Meet the Horrors.
They’re the funnest bunch in history.
From the town of Zürich.
They’re the leaders in Tomfoolery.
Join us on our trails we love to run.
Watch us on the playground having fun.
Horrors. Meet the Horrors.
They’re the leaders in Tomfoolery.