{"id":5045,"date":"2023-11-20T23:57:50","date_gmt":"2023-11-20T22:57:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zh3.ch\/?p=5045"},"modified":"2024-01-28T22:38:24","modified_gmt":"2024-01-28T21:38:24","slug":"winterfest-2024","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zh3.ch\/?p=5045","title":{"rendered":"Winterfest 2024"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n<div class=\"break-words\">\n<p class=\"mb-4\"><strong>Winterfest 2024<\/strong> is back to cure all that ails you and deliver you back to the right path set by your hedonistic messiahs, your one and only Winterfest Hares!<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4\">The Mismanagement has pre-arranged the inoculated conception of not one, but 3 (or more) hares to teach us the purpose of our lives, delivered through scriptures only found at the bottom of an empty bottle. It&#8217;s our very mission to deliver to every attendee of this exclusive weekend sojourn as many empty bottles as possible to ensure proper incocktrination.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4\">We <strong>promise<\/strong> an entire weekend&#8217;s worth of entertainment, delivering the following in various volumes and poor distribution of quality:<\/p>\n<ul class=\"pl-5 list-disc mb-4\">\n<li>3 official trails, plus one for those who don\u2019t mind a frostbitten pecker\/hard nipples.<\/li>\n<li>Absolutely epic home made meals to warm you from the deep inside.<\/li>\n<li>All the Beer\/Wine\/Bubbles\/Cider\/yellow snow\/other human fluids you can drink.<\/li>\n<li>1 drunken Friday Meet and Greet, free lube and tunes provided.<\/li>\n<li>1x Winterolympicdicks 2024! With prices to win!!! (mostly bragging rights for years to cum).<\/li>\n<li>1 even more drunken Saturday party preceded by (TBC) silly games followed by serious dancing.<\/li>\n<li>Saturday night party\n<ul class=\"pl-5 list-disc mb-4\">\n<li>Theme: <a class=\"!text-viridian\" href=\"https:\/\/www.themesforparties.com.au\/alphabet\/letter-p\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener ugc\">P-Party costume<\/a> (policeman, prostitute, pimp, penguin, perverted, pregnant, pineapple, panthera leo, pop-tart, panda, Peter Pan, pirate, Pocahontas, pope, priest, politician, princess, prisoner, pilot, porn star, professor, proctologist, postman, Putin &#8230;).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>All the custom haberdashery Swiss money can buy.<\/li>\n<li>Dedicated haberdashery for the event (not available for late comers).<\/li>\n<li>A heated venue for a maximum of 40 people!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h4 class=\"mb-4\"><strong>How much?<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p class=\"mb-4\">All the Birds: CHF 180.00 Registered AND paid &#8211;&gt; One price fits all!<\/p>\n<h4 class=\"mb-4\"><strong>Payment details!<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p class=\"mb-4\">Migros Bank AG, 8010 Z\u00fcrich<br \/>IBAN: CH74 0840 1000 0519 9117 9<br \/>Account holder: Z\u00fcrich Hash House Harriers<br \/>Address: Gloriastrasse 88, 8044 Z\u00fcrich<br \/>Reason for payment: 2024 Winterfest, (your Name, this one is muy importante)<\/p>\n<h4 class=\"mb-4\"><strong>When?<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p class=\"mb-4\">First February weekend, 02-04 Feb, 2024<\/p>\n<h4 class=\"mb-4\"><strong>Where???<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/pfadiheim-kilchberg.ch\/\"><strong>Pfadiheim Kilchberg<\/strong><\/a>, T\u00fcchelh\u00f6lzli, Nidelbadstrasse 50, 8802 Kilchberg, Switzerland (google map)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Nunito, serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">We encourage using clean and effective Swiss public transport to get there.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<h4 class=\"mb-4\"><strong>How can I register?<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p class=\"mb-4\">Regos are filling up the following <strong><a class=\"!text-viridian\" href=\"https:\/\/forms.gle\/c6UxFjKDnmHjkADr8\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener ugc\">form<\/a><\/strong> <br \/>Please note that this is a pre-paid and registration necessary full weekend event.<\/p>\n<h4><strong>What should I bring?<br \/><\/strong><\/h4>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Bedding:<\/strong> Bring a sleeping bag\/blanket\/sheets and a pillow. Cover your body with what you feel comfortable with. No sheets or blankets are provided by the venue.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Drinking vessel:<\/strong> Something you&#8217;re fine consuming liquids out of, if not it&#8217;s your shoe.<\/li>\n<li><strong>P-party costume:<\/strong> A costume that is anything <strong>P<\/strong>, i.e. Pussycat, Panda, Police (the band), Police (the profession), <del>El Camino<\/del> Pontiac Aztek, etc.<\/li>\n<li><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Dog<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> owners<\/span>: must also bring a dedicated towel for your dogs, this is to clean them before getting inside common areas.<\/li>\n<li><strong>Important items:<\/strong> A <strong>flashlight\/torch\/headlamp<\/strong>, for nightly outings, a <strong>towel<\/strong>, <strong>shampoo\/shower gel<\/strong>, <strong>ear plugs<\/strong> (or other snore suppressors), your preferred <strong>hangover cure<\/strong>, AND <strong>house shoes<\/strong>.<\/li>\n<li><strong>If coming from outside Switzerland with a vehicle: <\/strong>The roads of this country are not for free. A toll applies to all vehicles using the highways. This year you can buy an electronic toll sticker (<strong>e-vignette<\/strong>) &#8211; Welcome Switzerland to the XXI century!!<\/li>\n<li><strong>Things to leave at home<\/strong>: Your dignity, hope, fear of snow, and sobriety.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<h4 class=\"mb-4\"><strong>Additional Info<\/strong>:<\/h4>\n<p class=\"mb-4\">&#8211; Parking: only a few limited amount of parking spaces are available. It is recommended arriving by public transport<br \/>&#8211; Dogs are allowed but as the sleeping rooms have limited space the WF mismanagement have decided to allow only 3x dogs. Contact us to reserve your doggy spot. First come first served.<br \/>&#8211; Bring your own pillow, sleeping bag, bed linen, towel, house shoes, ear plugs, torch<\/p>\n<h4><strong>Snowdule:<\/strong><\/h4>\n<h5>Friday 02 February:<\/h5>\n<p>17:00 Registration<br \/>19:00 Chalk Talk \u2192 R*n<br \/>20:00 Extreme warmth provided by an indoor circle<br \/>21:30 Dinner!!!<br \/>22:30 Saturday Pre-Lube party, dancing and general shenanigans <\/p>\n<h5>Saturday 03 February:<\/h5>\n<p>09:00-10:00 Breakfast<br \/>10:30 Chalk Talk \u2192 Winter trail<br \/>13:00 Lunch, warm but outdoors!<br \/>14:30 Winterfest 2024 Outdoor Circle of frozen balls and chiseled nipples!<br \/>16:30 Cuddle up with your nearest and dearest or drink a few more beers<br \/>19:30 Dinner!!!!<br \/>21:00 Winterfest Hash Games followed by\u2026<br \/>Winterfest Party!<\/p>\n<h5>Sunday 04 February:<\/h5>\n<p>08:30 Breakfast, regret life, count the bruises, don\u2019t look at yourself in the mirror<br \/>10:00 Deadline for rooms to be cleared!<br \/>10:30 Hangover trail, slow, very slow, and likely shigtastic<br \/>12:00 THE final circle<br \/>15:00 Bidding of farewells, confrontation with society, time to bugger off<\/p>\n<h4 class=\"mb-4\"><strong>Extra side activities:<\/strong><\/h4>\n<ul>\n<li class=\"mb-4\">\u00a0On Sunday 4th February after Winterfest is over and if we are alive we can visit the famous <a class=\"!text-viridian\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lindt-home-of-chocolate.com\/en\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener ugc\">Lindt Chocolate factory <\/a> which is easily reachable from the venue by crawling or rolling down the hill.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h4><strong>Who&#8217;s Cummin?<\/strong><\/h4>\n<p>Read more below to see which fine people are attending.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n\n<table id=\"tablepress-13\" class=\"tablepress tablepress-id-13\">\n<thead>\n<tr class=\"row-1\">\n\t<th class=\"column-1\">#<\/th><th class=\"column-2\">Hash Name<\/th><th class=\"column-3\">Home Kennel<\/th><th class=\"column-4\">Paid?<\/th>\n<\/tr>\n<\/thead>\n<tbody class=\"row-striping row-hover\">\n<tr class=\"row-2\">\n\t<td class=\"column-1\">1<\/td><td class=\"column-2\">Premature Cocksucker<\/td><td class=\"column-3\">ZH3<\/td><td class=\"column-4\">Yes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"row-3\">\n\t<td class=\"column-1\">2<\/td><td class=\"column-2\">Whore with No Name<\/td><td class=\"column-3\">Frankfurt H3<\/td><td class=\"column-4\">Yes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"row-4\">\n\t<td class=\"column-1\">3<\/td><td class=\"column-2\">Semen Commander<\/td><td class=\"column-3\">Frankfurt H3<\/td><td class=\"column-4\">Yes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"row-5\">\n\t<td class=\"column-1\">4<\/td><td class=\"column-2\">Wet&amp;Ready<\/td><td class=\"column-3\">Z\u00fcrich H3<\/td><td class=\"column-4\">Yes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"row-6\">\n\t<td class=\"column-1\">5<\/td><td class=\"column-2\">Slippery Digit<\/td><td class=\"column-3\">Zurich H3<\/td><td class=\"column-4\">Yes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"row-7\">\n\t<td class=\"column-1\">6<\/td><td class=\"column-2\">Superman<\/td><td class=\"column-3\">Sembach H3<\/td><td class=\"column-4\">Yes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"row-8\">\n\t<td class=\"column-1\">7<\/td><td class=\"column-2\">Cockless P<\/td><td class=\"column-3\">Zurich<\/td><td class=\"column-4\">Yes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"row-9\">\n\t<td class=\"column-1\">8<\/td><td class=\"column-2\">Slippy noStockings<\/td><td class=\"column-3\">Frankfurt H3<\/td><td class=\"column-4\">Yes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"row-10\">\n\t<td class=\"column-1\">9<\/td><td class=\"column-2\">CopSucker<\/td><td class=\"column-3\">ZH3<\/td><td class=\"column-4\">Yes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"row-11\">\n\t<td class=\"column-1\">10<\/td><td class=\"column-2\">Schogginatrix<\/td><td class=\"column-3\">ZH3<\/td><td class=\"column-4\">Yes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"row-12\">\n\t<td class=\"column-1\">11<\/td><td class=\"column-2\">Squatty Potty<\/td><td class=\"column-3\">Zh3<\/td><td class=\"column-4\">Yes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"row-13\">\n\t<td class=\"column-1\">12<\/td><td class=\"column-2\">Just Beggin\u2019 for It<\/td><td class=\"column-3\">ZH3<\/td><td class=\"column-4\">Yes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"row-14\">\n\t<td class=\"column-1\">13<\/td><td class=\"column-2\">Made 2 Cum<\/td><td class=\"column-3\">Frankfurt H3<\/td><td class=\"column-4\">Yes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"row-15\">\n\t<td class=\"column-1\">14<\/td><td class=\"column-2\">Just Philippa<\/td><td class=\"column-3\">ZH3<\/td><td class=\"column-4\">Yes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"row-16\">\n\t<td class=\"column-1\">15<\/td><td class=\"column-2\">Asphalt<\/td><td class=\"column-3\">ZH3<\/td><td class=\"column-4\">Yes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"row-17\">\n\t<td class=\"column-1\">16<\/td><td class=\"column-2\">Papakaka<\/td><td class=\"column-3\">ZH3<\/td><td class=\"column-4\">Yes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"row-18\">\n\t<td class=\"column-1\">17<\/td><td class=\"column-2\">Merry Chuggins<\/td><td class=\"column-3\">ZH3<\/td><td class=\"column-4\">Yes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"row-19\">\n\t<td class=\"column-1\">18<\/td><td class=\"column-2\">Chunder Woman<\/td><td class=\"column-3\">Basel<\/td><td class=\"column-4\">Yes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"row-20\">\n\t<td class=\"column-1\">19<\/td><td class=\"column-2\">Two boobs too many<\/td><td class=\"column-3\">ZH3<\/td><td class=\"column-4\">Yes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"row-21\">\n\t<td class=\"column-1\">20<\/td><td class=\"column-2\">Yoron Weed<\/td><td class=\"column-3\">Stuttgart H3<\/td><td class=\"column-4\">Yes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"row-22\">\n\t<td class=\"column-1\">21<\/td><td class=\"column-2\">DesignaVagina<\/td><td class=\"column-3\">Aare????<\/td><td class=\"column-4\">Yes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"row-23\">\n\t<td class=\"column-1\">22<\/td><td class=\"column-2\">Cuban Dicktaker<\/td><td class=\"column-3\">Patch Whore H3<\/td><td class=\"column-4\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"row-24\">\n\t<td class=\"column-1\">23<\/td><td class=\"column-2\">Handy with a Strap-On<\/td><td class=\"column-3\">Zurich<\/td><td class=\"column-4\">Yes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"row-25\">\n\t<td class=\"column-1\">24<\/td><td class=\"column-2\">Big Top<\/td><td class=\"column-3\">Z\u00fcrich H3<\/td><td class=\"column-4\">Yes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"row-26\">\n\t<td class=\"column-1\">25<\/td><td class=\"column-2\">Wet Down There<\/td><td class=\"column-3\">ZH3<\/td><td class=\"column-4\">Yes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"row-27\">\n\t<td class=\"column-1\">26<\/td><td class=\"column-2\">TLC<\/td><td class=\"column-3\">Sembach &amp; Okinawa H3<\/td><td class=\"column-4\">Yes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"row-28\">\n\t<td class=\"column-1\">27<\/td><td class=\"column-2\">aMnesia<\/td><td class=\"column-3\">Bern Hash House Harriers<\/td><td class=\"column-4\">Yes<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"row-29\">\n\t<td class=\"column-1\">28<\/td><td class=\"column-2\">Smoking Cock<\/td><td 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