{"id":2570,"date":"2017-12-08T09:25:10","date_gmt":"2017-12-08T08:25:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zh3.ch\/?p=2570"},"modified":"2017-12-08T09:25:10","modified_gmt":"2017-12-08T08:25:10","slug":"zh3-hash-1086-the-gunky-appendages-hash-write-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zh3.ch\/?p=2570","title":{"rendered":"ZH3 Hash #1086: The Gunky Appendages Hash &#8211; Write-up\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Name:<\/strong> ZH3 Hash #1086: The Gunky Appendages Hash<br \/>\n<strong>Location:<\/strong> Grain,\u00a0\u00a047\u00b022&#8217;34.6&#8243;N 8\u00b033&#8217;33.2&#8243;E<br \/>\n<strong>Hares:<\/strong> Sticky Fingers and Slippery Digit<br \/>\n<strong>RA:<\/strong> Weapon of Ass Destruction <strong>RB:<\/strong> Thumper Insides<br \/>\n<strong>Attendance:<\/strong> 33 hashers, 2 dogs, and a man wearing Christmas trousers.<br \/>\n<strong>Scribe:<\/strong> Just Tobias<\/p>\n<p>Two virgins and one visitor graced us with their presence. Just Zsuzsa and Just Ioannis impressed with their exotic names and linguistic talents, but Polly Wanna Crack Whore (Washington D.C. &#8211;\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ewh3.com\/\">Everyday is Wednesday H3)<\/a>\u00a0 just made everyone wonder what exactly happened. No-one got the name of the hash right.<\/p>\n<p>Surfaces were slippery, sticky in places, dark and cold, but digits and fingers were wrapped up. The trail offered something for people of all creeds and colours, as long as those people get off on woods, shiggy, and telling clumps of snow and flour apart. Yours truly is one of those people, and reached the end with a raging semi.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Circle<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p>Located at a record-breaking proximity to the venue, circle formed around a welcome fire. Just Joe was recognised for c*mming on a Thursday. Spunknik unexpectedly commemorated her 100th hash and Grab My Sack has survived around turn around the sun. Polly Wanna Crack Whore gained favour with his recital of an old ditty by the name of \u2018Hot Vaginas\u2019. Bierathloners, virgins and hares were all noted.<\/p>\n<p><strong>On-Inn at <a href=\"https:\/\/grain.ch\/de\/\">Grain<\/a><\/strong>:<br \/>\nLike before, we had a room to ourselves, a good variety of drinks, and food which both looked nice and probably tasted nice too, praise be.<\/p>\n<p><em>Editor\u2019s Note \u2013 Think you can do better? Volunteer to do the next write-up. Please send the other half of that boner, Christmas pants,\u00a0 and\u00a0pyromaniac nymphomaniacs to ZH3.com.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Name: ZH3 Hash #1086: The Gunky Appendages Hash Location: Grain,\u00a0\u00a047\u00b022&#8217;34.6&#8243;N 8\u00b033&#8217;33.2&#8243;E Hares: Sticky Fingers and Slippery Digit RA: Weapon of Ass Destruction RB: Thumper Insides Attendance: 33 hashers, 2 dogs, and a man wearing Christmas trousers. Scribe: Just Tobias Two virgins and one visitor graced us with their presence. Just Zsuzsa and Just Ioannis impressed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-write-up","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zh3.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zh3.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zh3.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zh3.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zh3.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2570"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/zh3.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2570\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2573,"href":"https:\/\/zh3.ch\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2570\/revisions\/2573"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zh3.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zh3.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zh3.ch\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}