{"id":2526,"date":"2017-11-25T13:09:11","date_gmt":"2017-11-25T12:09:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zh3.ch\/?p=2526"},"modified":"2017-11-25T13:09:11","modified_gmt":"2017-11-25T12:09:11","slug":"zh3-hash-1083-realthanksgiving-write-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zh3.ch\/?p=2526","title":{"rendered":"ZH3 Hash #1083: @realthanksgiving – Write-up"},"content":{"rendered":"

Name:<\/strong>\u00a0ZH3 Hash #1083: @realthanksgiving<\/p>\n

Location:<\/strong> Felsenrainstrasse Parc (2nd week in a row)<\/p>\n

Hare:<\/strong>\u00a0Dr. Knob<\/p>\n

RA:<\/strong>\u00a0Weapon of Ass Destruction and Asphalt Liquor<\/p>\n

Attendance:<\/strong>\u00a028 hashers<\/p>\n

Scribe:<\/strong>\u00a0KG Bitch<\/p>\n

\u0421\u043c\u0435\u0440\u043a\u0430\u043b\u043e\u0441\u044c.
\n\u0421\u0442\u0430\u044f \u0445\u0435\u0448\u0435\u0440\u043e\u0432 \u0441\u0433\u0440\u0443\u043f\u043f\u0438\u0440\u043e\u0432\u0430\u043b\u0430\u0441\u044c \u043e\u043a\u043e\u043b\u043e \u0432\u044c\u0435\u0442\u043d\u0430\u043c\u0441\u043a\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0440\u0435\u0441\u0442\u043e\u0440\u0430\u043d\u0430.
\n\u0414\u043e\u043a\u0442\u043e\u0440 \u041d\u043e\u0431 \u043d\u0430\u0447\u0430\u043b \u043e\u0431\u044a\u044f\u0441\u043d\u044f\u0442\u044c \u043a\u0430\u043a \u0441\u0435\u0433\u043e\u0434\u043d\u044f \u0431\u0443\u0434\u0435\u0442 \u043e\u0442\u043c\u0435\u0447\u0435\u043d \u0442\u0440\u0435\u0439\u043b.
\n\u0412 \u043e\u0431\u0449\u0435\u043c \u0438 \u0446\u0435\u043b\u043e\u043c \u043d\u0438\u0447\u0435\u0433\u043e \u043d\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0433\u043e, \u043a\u0440\u043e\u043c\u0435 \u0441\u043f\u0435\u0446\u0438\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0441\u0438\u043c\u0432\u043e\u043b\u0430 \u041a – \u043e\u043f\u0446\u0438\u043e\u043d\u0430\u043b\u044c\u043d\u044b\u0439 “\u043a\u0440\u044e\u0447\u043e\u043a” – \u0432\u0441\u0435 \u043a\u043e\u043c\u0443 \u043d\u0435 \u043b\u0435\u043d\u044c \u043c\u043e\u0433\u0443\u0442 \u043d\u0430\u043c\u043e\u0442\u0430\u0442\u044c \u043b\u0438\u0448\u043d\u0438\u0439 \u043a\u0440\u0443\u0433 \u043a\u0430\u043a \u0442\u043e\u043b\u044c\u043a\u043e \u0443\u0432\u0438\u0434\u044f\u0442 \u044d\u0442\u043e\u0442 \u0437\u043d\u0430\u043a. \u041c\u043d\u0435 \u043a\u0430\u043a \u0438 \u043c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u0438\u043c \u0431\u044b\u043b\u043e \u043b\u0435\u043d\u044c.
\n\u041a – \u043e\u0437\u043d\u0430\u0447\u0430\u0435\u0442 “\u043a\u043b\u044e\u0447 \u043a \u0441\u043e\u043a\u0440\u043e\u0432\u0438\u0449\u0430\u043c”. \u041d\u043e \u0447\u0443\u0432\u0430\u043a \u0441 \u0438\u043c\u0435\u043d\u0435\u043c “\u043a\u043b\u044e\u0447 \u043a \u0441\u043e\u043a\u0440\u043e\u0432\u0438\u0449\u0430\u043c” \u043d\u0435 \u043f\u0440\u0438\u0448\u0435\u043b, \u0438 \u0414\u043e\u043a\u0442\u043e\u0440 \u041d\u043e\u0431 \u0441\u0438\u043b\u044c\u043d\u043e \u0433\u043e\u0440\u0435\u0432\u0430\u043b \u043f\u043e \u044d\u0442\u043e\u043c\u0443 \u043f\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0434\u0443. \u041a\u0430\u043a \u043e\u043d \u043c\u043e\u0433 \u043d\u0435 \u043f\u0440\u0438\u0434\u0442\u0438?!<\/p>\n

\u0422\u0440\u0435\u0439\u043b \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0445\u043e\u0434\u0438\u043b \u0447\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0437 \u043b\u0435\u0441. \u041b\u0435\u0441 \u0431\u044b\u043b \u043f\u043e\u043b\u043e\u043d \u043b\u043e\u0448\u0430\u0434\u0435\u0439 \u0438 \u043f\u043e\u0434\u043e\u0437\u0440\u0438\u0442\u0435\u043b\u044c\u043d\u044b\u0445 \u043b\u0438\u0447\u043d\u043e\u0441\u0442\u0435\u0439. \u041f\u0430\u0445\u043b\u043e \u0441\u0432\u0435\u0436\u0438\u043c \u043d\u0430\u0432\u043e\u0437\u043e\u043c…
\n\u041d\u0430\u0434\u044b\u0448\u0430\u0432\u0448\u0438\u0441\u044c \u043a\u043e\u0440\u043e\u0432\u044c\u0438\u043c\u0438 \u0438\u0441\u043f\u0430\u0440\u0435\u043d\u0438\u044f\u043c\u0438, “\u0421\u0445\u0432\u0430\u0442\u0438-\u043c\u043e\u0439-\u043c\u0435\u0448\u043e\u043a” \u043d\u0430\u0447\u0430\u043b \u0433\u043e\u043d\u044f\u0442\u044c\u0441\u044f \u0437\u0430 \u043c\u0430\u0448\u0438\u043d\u0430\u043c\u0438 \u043f\u043e \u043a\u0440\u0443\u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u043c\u0443 \u043f\u0435\u0440\u0435\u043a\u0440\u0435\u0441\u0442\u043a\u0443.<\/p>\n

\u041f\u043e\u0441\u043b\u0435 \u0442\u0440\u0435\u0439\u043b\u0430 \u0432\u0441\u0435 \u0441\u043e\u0431\u0440\u0430\u043b\u0438\u0441\u044c \u0432 “\u043a\u0440\u0443\u0433”. \u0412\u043d\u0435\u0437\u0430\u043f\u043d\u043e \u043e\u043a\u0430\u0437\u0430\u043b\u043e\u0441\u044c, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0441\u0435\u0433\u043e\u0434\u043d\u044f, “\u0414\u0435\u043d\u044c \u0411\u043b\u0430\u0433\u043e\u0434\u0430\u0440\u0435\u043d\u0438\u044f”. \u041c\u044b, \u0432\u0441\u0435 \u043d\u0435-\u0430\u043c\u0435\u0440\u0438\u043a\u0430\u043d\u0446\u044b, \u0434\u0440\u0443\u0436\u043d\u043e \u0432\u044b\u043f\u0438\u043b\u0438 \u0432 \u0447\u0435\u0441\u0442\u044c \u044d\u0442\u043e\u0433\u043e. \u0412\u043c\u0435\u0441\u0442\u043e \u0438\u043d\u0434\u0435\u0439\u043a\u0438 \u0431\u044b\u043b\u0438 \u0447\u0438\u043f\u0441\u044b \u0438 \u043f\u043e\u043f-\u043a\u043e\u0440\u043d.
\n\u041e\u0431\u0441\u0443\u0436\u0434\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0435 \u043f\u043b\u0430\u0432\u043d\u043e \u043f\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0448\u043b\u043e \u043a \u043d\u0435\u043e\u0431\u044b\u043a\u043d\u043e\u0432\u0435\u043d\u043d\u043e\u043c\u0443 \u0442\u0430\u043b\u0430\u043d\u0442\u0443 “\u041e\u0440\u0443\u0436\u0438\u0435 \u041f\u043e\u0440\u0430\u0436\u0435\u043d\u0438\u044f \u0417\u0430\u0434\u043d\u0438\u0446”. \u041e\u043d \u043a\u043b\u0435\u0432\u043e \u0432\u044f\u0436\u0435\u0442 \u043a\u0440\u044e\u0447\u043a\u043e\u043c \u0438 \u0441\u0432\u044f\u0437\u0430\u043b \u0443\u0436\u0435 \u043c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u0438\u043c \u0445\u0435\u0448\u0435\u0440\u0430\u043c \u0434\u0435\u0440\u0436\u0430\u0442\u0435\u043b\u0438 \u0434\u043b\u044f \u043f\u0438\u0432\u0430. (\u044f, \u043a\u0430\u043a \u0438 \u043c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u0438\u0435, \u0442\u043e\u0436\u0435 \u0431\u044b\u043b\u0430 \u0431\u044b \u043d\u0435 \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0442\u0438\u0432 \u0438\u043c\u0435\u0442\u044c \u0442\u0430\u043a\u043e\u0439 \ud83d\ude09 )
\n\u0411\u044b\u043b\u043e \u043c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e \u043d\u043e\u043c\u0438\u043d\u0430\u0446\u0438\u0439 \u0441\u0432\u044f\u0437\u0430\u043d\u043d\u044b\u0445 \u0441 \u0442\u0435\u043c \u0447\u0442\u043e \u043a\u0442\u043e-\u0442\u043e \u043a\u043e\u0433\u043e-\u0442\u043e \u0438\u043b\u0438 \u0447\u0442\u043e-\u0442\u043e \u0442\u0440\u043e\u0433\u0430\u0435\u0442. \u041d\u043e, \u043e\u043f\u0443\u0441\u0442\u0438\u043c \u0433\u0440\u044f\u0437\u043d\u044b\u0435 \u0434\u0435\u0442\u0430\u043b\u0438.<\/p>\n

\u041a\u0430\u043a \u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u0438\u0442\u0441\u044f \u0432 \u0440\u0443\u0441\u0441\u043a\u043e\u0439 \u043f\u043e\u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u043a\u0435: “\u041a\u0440\u0430\u0442\u043a\u043e\u0441\u0442\u044c – \u0441\u0435\u0441\u0442\u0440\u0430 \u0442\u0430\u043b\u0430\u043d\u0442\u0430”.
\n\u0422\u0430\u043a \u0447\u0442\u043e \u044d\u0442\u043e \u0432\u0441\u0435, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u044f \u0445\u043e\u0442\u0435\u043b\u0430 \u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u0430\u0442\u044c.<\/p>\n

\u041a\u0440\u0443\u0433:<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u041f\u043e\u0441\u043b\u0435 \u0442\u0440\u0435\u0439\u043b\u0430 \u0432\u0441\u0435 \u0441\u043e\u0431\u0440\u0430\u043b\u0438\u0441\u044c \u0432 “\u043a\u0440\u0443\u0433”. \u0412\u043d\u0435\u0437\u0430\u043f\u043d\u043e \u043e\u043a\u0430\u0437\u0430\u043b\u043e\u0441\u044c, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u0441\u0435\u0433\u043e\u0434\u043d\u044f, “\u0414\u0435\u043d\u044c \u0411\u043b\u0430\u0433\u043e\u0434\u0430\u0440\u0435\u043d\u0438\u044f”. \u041c\u044b, \u0432\u0441\u0435 \u043d\u0435-\u0430\u043c\u0435\u0440\u0438\u043a\u0430\u043d\u0446\u044b, \u0434\u0440\u0443\u0436\u043d\u043e \u0432\u044b\u043f\u0438\u043b\u0438 \u0432 \u0447\u0435\u0441\u0442\u044c \u044d\u0442\u043e\u0433\u043e. \u0412\u043c\u0435\u0441\u0442\u043e \u0438\u043d\u0434\u0435\u0439\u043a\u0438 \u0431\u044b\u043b\u0438 \u0447\u0438\u043f\u0441\u044b \u0438 \u043f\u043e\u043f-\u043a\u043e\u0440\u043d.
\n\u041e\u0431\u0441\u0443\u0436\u0434\u0435\u043d\u0438\u0435 \u043f\u043b\u0430\u0432\u043d\u043e \u043f\u0435\u0440\u0435\u0448\u043b\u043e \u043a \u043d\u0435\u043e\u0431\u044b\u043a\u043d\u043e\u0432\u0435\u043d\u043d\u043e\u043c\u0443 \u0442\u0430\u043b\u0430\u043d\u0442\u0443 “\u041e\u0440\u0443\u0436\u0438\u0435 \u041f\u043e\u0440\u0430\u0436\u0435\u043d\u0438\u044f \u0417\u0430\u0434\u043d\u0438\u0446”. \u041e\u043d \u043a\u043b\u0435\u0432\u043e \u0432\u044f\u0436\u0435\u0442 \u043a\u0440\u044e\u0447\u043a\u043e\u043c \u0438 \u0441\u0432\u044f\u0437\u0430\u043b \u0443\u0436\u0435 \u043c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u0438\u043c \u0445\u0435\u0448\u0435\u0440\u0430\u043c \u0434\u0435\u0440\u0436\u0430\u0442\u0435\u043b\u0438 \u0434\u043b\u044f \u043f\u0438\u0432\u0430. (\u044f, \u043a\u0430\u043a \u0438 \u043c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u0438\u0435, \u0442\u043e\u0436\u0435 \u0431\u044b\u043b\u0430 \u0431\u044b \u043d\u0435 \u043f\u0440\u043e\u0442\u0438\u0432 \u0438\u043c\u0435\u0442\u044c \u0442\u0430\u043a\u043e\u0439 \ud83d\ude09 )
\n\u0411\u044b\u043b\u043e \u043c\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e \u043d\u043e\u043c\u0438\u043d\u0430\u0446\u0438\u0439 \u0441\u0432\u044f\u0437\u0430\u043d\u043d\u044b\u0445 \u0441 \u0442\u0435\u043c \u0447\u0442\u043e \u043a\u0442\u043e-\u0442\u043e \u043a\u043e\u0433\u043e-\u0442\u043e \u0438\u043b\u0438 \u0447\u0442\u043e-\u0442\u043e \u0442\u0440\u043e\u0433\u0430\u0435\u0442. \u041d\u043e, \u043e\u043f\u0443\u0441\u0442\u0438\u043c \u0433\u0440\u044f\u0437\u043d\u044b\u0435 \u0434\u0435\u0442\u0430\u043b\u0438.<\/p>\n

\u041a\u0430\u043a \u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u0438\u0442\u0441\u044f \u0432 \u0440\u0443\u0441\u0441\u043a\u043e\u0439 \u043f\u043e\u0433\u043e\u0432\u043e\u0440\u043a\u0435: “\u041a\u0440\u0430\u0442\u043a\u043e\u0441\u0442\u044c – \u0441\u0435\u0441\u0442\u0440\u0430 \u0442\u0430\u043b\u0430\u043d\u0442\u0430”.
\n\u0422\u0430\u043a \u0447\u0442\u043e \u044d\u0442\u043e \u0432\u0441\u0435, \u0447\u0442\u043e \u044f \u0445\u043e\u0442\u0435\u043b\u0430 \u0441\u043a\u0430\u0437\u0430\u0442\u044c.<\/p>\n

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(Ed. Note – The above has been translated poorly using resources produced by evil capitalists.)<\/em><\/p>\n

Darkness fell. A herd of hashers clumped around a Vietnamese restaurant. The hare, Dr. Knob, explained the trail was marked.<\/p>\n

Overall nothing new, except for the special symbol K – an optional fishhook – for all of those\u00a0 who were not too lazy. I, like many were lazy.
\nK stood for “the key to the treasure.” But the guy with that name did not come, and Dr. Knob was quite bitter about it. Why wasn’t he there?<\/p>\n

The trail passed through the forest. The forest was full of horses and suspicious persons, mostly hashers. There was the smell of fresh manure …
\nHigh from inhaling the evaporated cow shit, “Grab-my-sack” began to chase cars around a roundabout.<\/p>\n

Circle:<\/strong><\/p>\n

After the trail, everyone gathered in a “circle”. It turned out that today was “Thanksgiving”. All non-Americans, amicably drank in honor of this stupid holiday. Instead of turkey, there were chips and popcorn. The discussion smoothly passed to the extraordinary talented “Weapons of Defeat of Asses” (Ed. note: This is what google translate did with it. Name change).<\/em> He has knit and crocheted many a beer holder and brought these people closer.\u00a0 I, like many, would not mind having such an item, but I persisted without.<\/p>\n

There were many nominations related to the fact that someone was touching someone or something. But, let us not dwell on the the sordid details.<\/p>\n

As they say in the Russian proverb: “Brevity is the sister of talent”.
\nThat is all.<\/p>\n

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