{"id":2383,"date":"2017-10-20T12:07:50","date_gmt":"2017-10-20T10:07:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/zh3.ch\/?p=2383"},"modified":"2017-10-20T12:07:50","modified_gmt":"2017-10-20T10:07:50","slug":"zh3-hash-1073-the-spit-roast-hash-write-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zh3.ch\/?p=2383","title":{"rendered":"ZH3 Hash #1073: The Spit Roast Hash – Write-up"},"content":{"rendered":"

Name:<\/strong>\u00a0ZH3 Hash #1073: The Spit Roast Hash
\nLocation: <\/strong>Robinsonspielplatz, and in the deep dark woods
\nHare:<\/strong> Climbidia and Papa F.K.K.
\nRA:<\/strong>\u00a0Weapons of Ass Destruction
\nAttendance:<\/strong>\u00a0Officially 35 hashers, dogs, and assorted offspring.
\nScribe:<\/strong>\u00a0MeMe<\/p>\n

This is not so much a story of the hash, but of the build-up, the delivery, the smuggling, the kiddy scaring, the cooking, the acrobatic carving, and the many occurrences surrounding the hash itself!<\/p>\n

It wasn’t your average, Ho-hum run of the mill hash. I want to Mention ROUSs but I don\u2019t think they exist!<\/p>\n

Where to begin? The hash was aptly named \u2018Spit roast hash\u2019 due to the cooking method employed to prepare the sacrificial offering. How was this obtained? The Piggy was smuggled across the border under the cover of darkness by one of the co-hares Papa F.K.K.<\/p>\n

Once delivered to a secret location on the outskirts of Z\u00fcrich, off-spring units were informed of the delivery of said Piggy. This news was met with much squealing (not by the piggy) and excitement by the offspring units. A short lived event as the kids were introduced to the dressed, albeit eyeless piggy in the boot of the car. Where she\/he lay until the early morning. The sex of the \u2018It was bought in a Cash deal\u2019 Piggy was not discussed between the smuggler and the providing abattoir, and was only discussed in and around the fire pit.<\/p>\n

The Piggy was moved \u2018to location\u2019 in the early hours for a slow roasting. 0700 was discussed. The fire was set, and the slowly rotating piggy was guarded for the forthcoming 7-8 hours by Just Joe with further support from Stogie Gibberish. Any romantic visions of slaves standing fireside will unfortunately have to disappear as the electric rotisserie was powered by a car battery, provided by Slippery Digit. (Who had to carry the car battery home, when nobody was sober! No good deed goes unpunished!)<\/p>\n

Fast forward to the early afternoon: Several Virgins attended, one of whom came from Liechtenstein as \u201cThere is nothing to do there and I have had to travel 2 hours to get here\u201d. 2 others that ran too much, but more on them later. And another local guy with a big beautiful dog.<\/p>\n

More than a few regular hashers also arrived with side dishes in hand. Our GM, Asphalt Licker, brought home made red cabbage. Many salads were also provided. Scribe never saw who brought what so cannot name. There were 2 fantastic cakes. In the words of Cheesy Balls, the walnut cake, prepared by Sticky Fingers was, \u201cDreadful \u2026 As I only got one piece!\u201d<\/p>\n

So on to the hash itself. Most noticeable in the chalk talk was the over emphasized \u2018Boar & Piglet\u2019 split. The extra-long Boar section when compared to the super short Piglet turned out to be about 60m different in length. I guess that the hares have to amuse themselves somehow.<\/p>\n

The weather forecast was dreadful \u2026 but wrong. Fantastic weather. Scribe did about 10Km. Two of the virgins did +14Km, came in 1st etc. Enjoyed it and said they would be back. Some previously used trail, but plenty of virgin territory \u2026<\/p>\n

At the circle and On-In. The hashers arrived to a table full of food, Piggy slow roasting, and circle. Impatient hashers continually distracted wanting to be fed.<\/p>\n

Noticeable Down-Downs?<\/p>\n