{"id":75,"date":"2015-10-14T15:18:53","date_gmt":"2015-10-14T15:18:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wp.zh3.ch\/?page_id=75"},"modified":"2026-02-25T17:47:29","modified_gmt":"2026-02-25T16:47:29","slug":"hash-songs","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/zh3.ch\/?page_id=75","title":{"rendered":"Hash Songs"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Songs!<\/h3>\n

We know many… many we won’t repeat here (unfortunely free speech is not alive and well). <\/em>They live in the hash and some corners of the internet, not here anymore.\u00a0<\/h4>\n

The Hash has a long tradition of irreverent songs, often humorous, rude, and best left to the circle\u2026 songs like:<\/h4>\n

Frozen Song (Tune to Let it Go)<\/h2>\n

Let it go. Let it go.
I can\u2018t hold it in anymore.
Let it go. Let it go.
So I took a piss outdoors.<\/p>\n

Second verse……<\/p>\n

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Fun (to ABBA\u2019s Knowing me, Knowing you)<\/h2>\n

….fun to do<\/p>\n

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Itsy Bitsy (to the tune of Itsy Bitsy Yellow Polka Dot Bikini)<\/h2>\n

He\u2018s got an Itsy Bitsy teeny….<\/p>\n

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The Virus song (to the tune of Abba\u2018s Thank You for the Music)<\/h2>\n

Thank you for the…<\/p>\n

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My name is Jack<\/span><\/h1>\n

My name is Jack (nah-na-nah-na-nah-na-nah)….<\/em><\/p>\n

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We\u2019ve got virgins, we\u2019ve got Virgins.<\/span><\/h1>\n

We\u2019ve got virgins, we\u2019ve got Virgins.<\/span><\/p>\n

On Our Trail, on our trail….<\/p>\n

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Theres a Bear in the deep dark woods-Yogi<\/span><\/h1>\n

Theres a Bear in the deep dark woods-<\/span>Yogi<\/span><\/p>\n

Yogi – Has a little friend – BooBoo…<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n

More that I can bear.<\/span><\/p>\n

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El Camino<\/h1>\n

The Front is like a car, the back is like a trunk….<\/p>\n

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How the money rolls in<\/h2>\n

Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean.<\/em><\/p>\n

My father makes books on the corner,
My mother makes illicit gin,
My sister sells kisses to sailors,
My god how the money rolls in!<\/p>\n

Chorus:
Rolls in, rolls in,
My god how the money rolls in, rolls in,
Rolls in, rolls in, my god how the money rolls in…<\/p>\n

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Question…(sing\u00a0when the RA accidentally says the word \u201cquestion\u201d<\/strong><\/h1>\n

How would, you like, my finger in your ear?
How would, you like, my finger in your ear?
Oh no, not very likely, not very likely, not very likely.<\/p>\n

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THE HASH PRAYER<\/strong><\/h1>\n

OUR LAGER WHICH ART IN BARRELS
HALLOWED BE THY DRINK
THY WILL BE DRUNK , (I will be drunk)
AT HOME AS IT IS IN THE PUB
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR FOAMY PINT
AND FORGIVE US OUR SPILLAGES
AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO SPILL AGAINST US
AND LEAD US NOT INTO PONCEY WINE DRINKING
BUT DELIVER US FROM HANG-OVERS
FOR THINE IS THE BEER, THE BITTER AND THE LAGER
FOR EVER AND EVER
BAR MEN<\/p>\n

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Dough (sound of music tune)<\/strong><\/h1>\n

Dough, the stuff, that buys me beer,
Ray, the guy who serves me beer,
Me, the guy, who drinks me beer,
Fa, a long way to the beer,
So, I’ll have another beer,
La, I’ll have another beer,
Tea, no thanks I’ll have a beer,
And that brings us back to,
Down, down, down,down…<\/p>\n

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Down Down Down Your Beer<\/h1>\n

Tune:\u00a0row your boat\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Down, down, down your beer
To pay for all your crimes
Quit complaining about the taste…<\/p>\n

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Shitty Trail<\/strong><\/h1>\n

S.H.I.T.T.Y., T.R.A.I.L.
Shitty trail (it sucked!), shitty trail (it was shit!),
the hares have gone and laid a shitty trail!
I would rather drink a beer than run your shitty trail,
S.H.I.T.T.Y. T.R.A.I.L.<\/p>\n

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He ought to be pissed on<\/h1>\n

He ought to be publicly pissed on.
He ought to be publicly shot (Bang Bang!)
He ought to be tied to a urinal
And kept there to fester and rot.
(Sometimes mooning the recipient)<\/p>\n

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20 Toes<\/strong><\/h1>\n

There is a game of twenty toes.
It\u2019s played all over town….<\/p>\n

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His one-skin..<\/strong><\/h1>\n

His One-Skin (my bonny tune)
His one skin hangs down to his two skin,
His two skin hangs down to his three,
His three skin hangs down to his…\u00a0
Drink it down, down, down, down<\/p>\n

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Why was he born so beautiful<\/strong><\/h1>\n

Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born to all?
He\u2019s no ….. use to anyone…
He\u2019s no ….. use at all.
He may be a joy to his mother.
But he\u2019s a pain…
So drink it down down down down<\/p>\n

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Frenchman <\/strong><\/h1>\n

Tune: French anthem<\/strong><\/p>\n

A Frenchman went to the lavat\u2019ry
For to have a jolly good…..,
He pulled his pants and trousers down
So that he could revel in it, it, it,
But when he reached for the paper,
He found that someone had been there before….
O\u00f9 est le papier? O\u00f9 est le papier?
Monsieur, Monsieur, j\u2019ai fait manure.
O\u00f9 est le papier?<\/p>\n

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Give It a Blow<\/strong><\/h1>\n

Tune: Let it Snow<\/strong><\/p>\n

Well, the weather outside is frightful…<\/p>\n

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Cougar<\/strong><\/h1>\n

Tune: Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star<\/strong><\/p>\n

Cougar, cougar on the prowl.
Get that guy to make you growl!
Now the cougar’s in a cage….<\/p>\n

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God save the beer<\/strong><\/h1>\n

Tune: God Save the Queen<\/strong><\/p>\n

All Hashers hear our call!
Raise glass and stand up tall!
Join us and sing.
For drunken revelry,
And no more chastity,
We drink our toast to thee:
“God Save the Beer!”<\/p>\n

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Fairy<\/strong><\/h1>\n

He doesn\u2019t go out with the girls no more,
the neighbourhood boys are weary….<\/p>\n

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How much beer has he been drinking?<\/h1>\n

Tune: Ode to Joy (Beethoven)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Audio Here: http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/5r23ge<\/p>\n

How much beer has he been drinking? he is looking really lit.
As we stand here, aren’t we thinking, do we really give a…?
….
Grab your beer and hold it tightly, drink it, drink it down down down
Down Down Down Down Down Down Down Down Down Down etc…<\/p>\n

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Love Me Tender<\/h1>\n

Love me Tender, Love me sweet…<\/p>\n

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Syphilitic HH<\/h1>\n

Some die of drinking water,
And some of drinking beer,
Some die of constipation,
And some of diarrhea.
But of all the world’s diseases,
There’s none that can compare…<\/p>\n

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Hashing brother<\/h1>\n

This is our hashing brother,
He goes from one hash to another.
We\u2019ve never seen him with a lover…<\/p>\n

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It\u2019s raining<\/h1>\n

It’s raining
It’s pouring…<\/p>\n

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Mailman<\/h1>\n

I’m Your Mailman<\/p>\n

Here I come, down your way,
I can come twice a day,
I’m your mailman.
I can come in any kind of weather.
Don’t you know my bags are made of leather?
I don’t mess with keys or locks… Drink it down down down down…<\/p>\n

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Hashers, meet the hashers<\/h1>\n

Hashers, meet the hashers,
They’re the biggest drunks in history,
From the town of Z\u00fcrich,
They’re the leaders in debauchery.
Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years,
Watch them as they down a lot of beers,
Down down, down down down down<\/p>\n

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Wonderful morning<\/h1>\n

Oh what a wonderful morning,
Oh what a wonderful day.
I got the wonderful feeling,
Everything\u2019s going to shit<\/p>\n

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A small dick<\/h1>\n

Tune: It’s a small small world<\/strong><\/p>\n

Well, it isn\u2019t long and it isn\u2019t thick…<\/p>\n

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Mrs Murphy<\/h1>\n

Take it in your hand Mrs Murphy
For it only ways a quarter of a pound…<\/p>\n

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Here’s to Brother Hasher<\/h1>\n

Here’s to brother (sister) hasher,
Bother hasher, brother hasher,
Here’s to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.<\/p>\n

He’s happy, he’s jolly,
He’s f-ed up by golly,
Here’s to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.<\/p>\n

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He’s the Meanest<\/h1>\n

He’s the meanest,
He sucks the horse’s…. ,<\/p>\n

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Put your left leg over my shoulder<\/h1>\n

Melody – Side by Side<\/p>\n

Put your left leg over my shoulder,
Put your right leg over my shoulder…<\/p>\n

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A Soldier<\/h1>\n

Asshole, asshole,
A soldier I will be,
To piss, to piss,
Two pistols on my knee…<\/p>\n

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HEAD!<\/h1>\n

(sing when the RA or anyone else in the circle accidentally says the word \u201chead\u201d)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Head?<\/p>\n

Who said head?
I’ll take some of that,
So I did, and it was good
And there was much rejoicing…<\/p>\n

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Hash House Harriers<\/h1>\n

Tune: the Adams Family Theme<\/strong><\/p>\n

Chorus:<\/p>\n

Duh-duh-duh-duh, (snap snap (with fingers))
Duh-duh-duh-duh, (snap snap)
Duh-duh-duh-duh,
Duh-duh-duh-duh,
Duh-duh-duhduh. (snap snap)<\/p>\n

Their running is convulsive,
Their drinking is compulsive.
They\u2019re morally repulsive,
The Hash House Harriers.<\/p>\n

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Don\u2019t mess my Hairdo<\/h1>\n

Tune: Bonanza theme<\/strong><\/p>\n

Chorus: Get it up, get it in, get it out
Don’t mess my hairdo…<\/p>\n

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Swing Low (misspelling of coming)<\/h1>\n

Chorus:<\/p>\n

Swing Lo, Sweet Chariot
Cumming for to Carry Me Home
Swing Lo, Sweet Chariot
Cumming for to Carry Me Home
I looked over Jordan, and what did I see?
Cumming for to Carry Me Home
A band of angels, cumming after me,
Cumming for to Carry Me Home
(Chorus)
If you get there, before I do!
Cumming for to Carry Me Home
Tell all my friends,
I\u2019m cumming too.
Cumming for to Carry Me Home
(Chorus)<\/p>\n

Sometimes, I\u2019m up, Sometimes, I\u2019m down<\/p>\n

Cumming for to Carry Me Home<\/p>\n

But I knows in my soul,<\/p>\n

I\u2019m heaven bound,<\/p>\n

Cumming for to Carry Me Home<\/p>\n

(Chorus)<\/p>\n


RA says:<\/p>\n

MAY THE HASH GO IN PEACE,
Pack says:<\/p>\n

MAY THE HASH GET A PIECE!<\/p>\n

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The money rolls in<\/h1>\n

My father makes illegal whisky,
My mother makes illicit gin,
My sister sells sin on the corner,
My God how the money rolls in.<\/p>\n

Chorus :<\/p>\n

Rolls in, rolls in, my God how the money rolls in, rolls in,
Rolls in, rolls in, my God how the money rolls in…..<\/p>\n

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Hold It in Your Hand, Mrs. Murphy<\/h1>\n

Hold it in your hand, Mrs. Murphy
It only weighs a quarter of a pound…<\/p>\n

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Hymn<\/h1>\n

Hymn, hymn
F*ck him<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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