Zurich Hash House Harriers

Winterfest 2019

January 25 – 27 2019 →  in Zürich (Zoo)

Where am I going?

PfadihuusZüri.ch, Rolf-Balsiger-Strasse 8, 8044 Zürich

Post-postal address: http://pfadihuuszueri.ch/phz/pfadihuuszueri-ch/umgebung/

Arrival by car: Activate GPS, enter the above address, hope for the best. Parking possibilities are extremely limited and reserved for the Mismanagement. There is public parking somewhere, check out google maps, park at your own peril.

Arrival by public transport: Take any train to Hauptbahnhof Zurich, ZH and then take the Nr 6 Tram to the Zürich, Zoo (stop), walk the rest (there will be a marked trail).

What am I getting?

3 expertly, and one drunkenly laid trail.

3 super, and one naked circle.

3+ warm meals, and one yellow snowball.

All the Glühwein, beer and posh juice you can consume in one weekend.

The chance to compete in some highly competitive and sloshy games.

How do I sign up?

Sign up Form: https://goo.gl/forms/JINFPTBWQDgAbKz12

How much should I pay for this?

Early Bird: CHF 165 (sign up AND pay by Nov 1, 2018)

Thawed Chicken: CHF 180 (sign up AND pay by Dec 15, 2018)

Expired Turkey: CHF 195 (sign up AND pay by the day of Winterfest)

Please pay in advance!

Zurich Hash House Harriers

Migros Bank AG, 8010 Zürich
BIC: MIGRCHZZXXX
IBAN: CH74 0840 1000 0519 9117 9
Account holder: Zürich Hash House Harriers

Address: Schaffhauserstrasse 35, 8006 Zürich

Memo, winter fest

What should I bring?

Bedding: A sleeping bag/blanket. The venue provides a pillow and sheets and scratchy wool blanket. Cover your body with what you feel comfortable with.

Drinking Vessel: Something you’re fine consuming liquids out of.

Other important items: A Flashlight/torch to light the way on all nightly outings, a towel, some ear plugs (or other snore suppressors), your preferred hangover cure, AND house shoes.

Things to leave at home: Your dignity, hope, fear of snow(/insert oxford comma) and sobriety.

Who can I call when I think I fucked up?

Slippery Digit: +41 78 783 22 66 (Primary fuck up resolver)

Schogginatrix: +41 76 609 75 45  (Secondary fuck up resolver)

Snowdule:

Friday 25 January:

17:00         Registration

19:00         Chalk Talk → R*n

20:00         Extreme warmth provided by an indoor circle

21:31         Dinner!!!

22:17        Saturday Pre-Lube party and games

Saturday 26 January:

09:00-10:00    Breakfast

10:33         Chalk Talk → Winter trail

13:00        Lunch, warmish

14:00         Winterfest 2018 Circle of frozen balls and chiseled nipples!

16:30         Winter Hash Games

19:30         Dinner!!!!

Post Dinner Winterfest Party, dance, drink, dance (or stay still), fall over!

Party theme: Anything goes, unleash your inner arctic beast! (Costumes required, unless you’re boring or broke)

Sunday 27 January:

08:30         Breakfast, regret life, count the bruises, don’t look at yourself in the mirror

10:00         Deadline for rooms to be cleared!

10:30         Hangover trail, slow, very slow, and likely shigtastic

12:00         THE final circle

15:00        Bidding of farewells, confrontation with society, time to bugger off

Who’s Cumming?

Nr. Hasher Home Kennel Paid?
1 Christian Harlot Zurich H3 YES
2 Vulva las Vegas Zurich H3 YES
3 Belches with Wolves Zurich H3 YES
4 Thirsty Thursday Zurich H3 YES
5 Sticky Fingers Zurich H3 YES
6 Weapons of Ass Destruction Zurich H3 YES
7 Naked and Wasted Zurich H3 YES
8 Schogginatrix Zurich H3 YES
9 Cavity Search Zurich H3 YES
10 Squatty Potty Zurich H3 YES
11 Climbidia Zurich H3 YES
12 Ice Footsie Zurich H3 YES
13 Dog Woody Zurich H3 YES
14 Grab me by the Pussy Zurich H3 YES
15 Un Deux Twat Zurich H3 YES
16 Just Crinchy Zurich H3 YES
17 Cum in Cider Zurich H3 YES
18 Slippery Digit Zurich H3 YES
19 Asphalt Liquor Zurich H3 YES
20 Papacaca Zurich H3 YES
21 David Cop a Feel Zurich H3 YES
22 Cherry Popper Zurich H3 YES
23 Wet&Ready Zurich H3 No
24 MeMe B3H3 No
25 NFHM Jo B3H3 No
26 Smocking Cock Zurich H3 No
27 Putin My Sister Sembach H3 YES
28 20 Pound Pussy IndyScent HHH YES
29 Leg-O My Mom Sembach H3 No
30 Easily Satisfied Sembach H3 No
31 Quicky in the Woods Zurich H3 No
32 Premature Cocksucker Zurich H3 YES
33 Just Marina Zurich H3 YES
34 Fishy Hooker Zurich H3 YES
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