Name: ZH3 Hash #1097 The Blah Hash
Location: Hare’s Hutch
Hares: Stick A Dick In It and Late Cummer
RA: Asphalt Liquor
Attendance: ~25 hashers, 2 virgins, 1 visitor
Scribe: Fishy Hooker
Q: What did you think of the trail?
A: There were two check points.
Q: How was the circle?
Lively circle animated by AL in the cold and after a good r*n.
- The hare for abusing flour, being hungover is not an excuse
- The virgins who eventually got the point that we are not a r*nning club
- The visitor who sang a lengthy anthem from his kennel pretty similar to ours
- The two lovers, Just Sean and Naked & Wasted, who demonstrated their ability to squat
- The bitches because it was the right time
Some wine of doubtful quality was poured down and hats were allowed in the circle (!).
The on-inn was of high level with great food and spirits.
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