Name: ZH3 Hash #1085: The Pink Hash
Hare: Ice Footsie
RA: Asphalt Liquor
Attendance: 18 hashers and two dogsicles
Scribe: Just Amanda
Yo check one two yoooo
The realest rapper in the game man you already know…
My name’s just Amanda ‘n I gotta tale
Bout a lad named Ice Footsie’s pretty pink trail
It started out cool, up and up we went
Deep into the woods til our legs were spent
It snowed just a little, then a little more
Til that white fluffy shit covered the whole damn floor
Ice Footsie came along he tried to help us out
But that hare he didn’t know what he was talkin’ bout
Those FRBs, man, they got fucking lost too
Facial D, neon tights I’m talkin’ bout you
On on to the circle, Asphalt Licker, religious adviser?
Hallelujah, sing praise, the best circle organizer?
Just Joseph even brought us our own Virgin Mary
Down downs for the virgin, involuntary
She goes by Maria, from somewhere cold and far
Hold up was it Canada or the USSR?
Just Joe and Schogginatrix lookin’ fine in pink
But for being overachievers we made them drink
My name’s just Amanda I’m the realest OG
Hashing through the snow reppin’ ZH3
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