Name: ZH3 Hash #1080: Fake-Steve-Late-1080
Location: McGee’s Irish Pub, Wiedikon, Birmensdorferstrasse 83, 8003 Zürich
Hare: Tall Balls
RA: Asphalt Liquor and Christian Harlot
Attendance: 27 frozen half-minds, some dogs, a visitor, and some broken people
Scribe: Grab My Sack
We ran a hash with a weird name.
Vierd wasn’t there which was a great shame.
Tall Balls laid the track
To be followed by a pack
Of drunks but MeMe chose to abstain.
Tall Balls led us on a hash chase
And led us up the Uetliberg with a smiley face
We ran fast and far
But when we got to the bar
It was so full, we had drinks at another Home base.
A bunch of sad sacks ran around the Triemlispital
Just in case anyone might slip and fall
It was the first hash in the cold
Which will never get old
Because we run with socks over our balls
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