Name: ZH3 Hash #1071: Let me Schwamending you hash
Location: Pizzeria Don Emilio, Schwamendingen
Hares: Shamcock and Dick Back of Notre Dame (formally Just Claude)
RA: Weapons of Ass Destruction
Attendance: 38 hashers, one lost dog, and a baby
Scibe: MeMe
So there we were… North of North East into the back end of beyond (or just shy of Stettbach!)
Why were we there? Because we were promised shiggy, hills, tunnels, and medically injected shots. Whatever that all means.
After waiting a sensible period of time for stragglers, we were off with only a bit of late start. Straight up a small hill and almost immediately resolve was tested, with the 1st tunnel ‘challenge’ presenting itself. A notable performance by GRAB MY SACK, for taking his shoes off. After this, onwards and surprise, surprise upwards.
A few more checkbacks caused the pack to start to become splintered. A good have dozen, including SLIPPERY DIGIT (more on him later!), DOG WOODY, and others were caught in a massive checkback and just thought … “Not back up that hill,” almost as if they could already smell the beer stop and proceeded to ‘Zen home’. More fools them, as they missed the Shot stops provided by SHAMCOCK and the as of yet un-named Claude.
The main pack spurred on by their shots were not long (<10mins) after the short-cutters.
So on to circle. Snacks were provided by LIDU in the form of Cheese, grapes, and Bread. Much enjoyed by all.
Also, under the new Beer-raiser system, drinks were provided by MEME, ICE-FOOTSIE & DOG WOODY. Efforts much appreciated. Also new was if you are going to drink from a bottle (bubbles or cider), Down Down vessels are not to be used. Remember this for the future!
Notable Down-Downs:
SPUNKNIK for not knowing who the committee are
BELCHES WITH WOLVES and 1-NIGHT WONDER, for a multitude of reasons.. Going to the Zoo (No need as the Hash provides all the animals you need!), being late, and Last but not least, was curing SLIPPERY DIGIT of his constipation by scaring the shit out of him on the way back in. I can’t think of worse person to scare you in the darkness!
Virgin Just Casper said he would come again
Last but not least, the main event being the naming of Just Claude…
He had a white tee-shirt that someone had written a cock and balls on his back in permanent marker. The shirt was washed but the cock and balls remained and persists … So not the Hunchback of Notre Dame, but Arise ‘Dick Back of Notre Dame’ (something to do with being French in there too!)
Venue: Cheapish beer. Food good enough, cheap enough.
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