SOLA 2024

What is SOLA?

SOLA is a relay run around Zurich city. A 14x runners team covers a total distance of 114.77 km and an altitude difference of 2,640 m in the greater Zurich area. The 14 sections are between 3.69 – 14.11 km long suitable for all type of runners.

How can I participate with the hashers?

Teams and allocated legs are available here: Registration form – SOLA 2024

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Swiss Nash Hash 2024 – Dirty Cows and Horny Farmers

When is it?

6-8 September 2024

What is it?

Swiss national hash, hosted by ZH3.

We are gathering in the picturesque prealps village of Schwarzsee to search for the fountain of youth and indulge in the local traditions of getting freaky with dirty cows. The Zurich Hash House Harriers will host this year’s extravaganza promising lakes, mountains, all the beer you can drink and none of the cows you can’t afford. The Haus der Jugend will be our Venue for the weekend, featuring many spacious rooms with a guarantee of maximum 4 persons per room (and the possibility to book “couples” rooms for those looking for some extra-bovine
love). We will be completely surrounded by Mountains, with plenty of opportunities to get some good old Swiss vertical meters into your system and cool down at the lake (ignore local folklore about the lake dragon for extra comfort)


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Winterfest 2024

Winterfest 2024 is back to cure all that ails you and deliver you back to the right path set by your hedonistic messiahs, your one and only Winterfest Hares!

The Mismanagement has pre-arranged the inoculated conception of not one, but 3 (or more) hares to teach us the purpose of our lives, delivered through scriptures only found at the bottom of an empty bottle. It’s our very mission to deliver to every attendee of this exclusive weekend sojourn as many empty bottles as possible to ensure proper incocktrination.

We promise an entire weekend’s worth of entertainment, delivering the following in various volumes and poor distribution of quality:

  • 3 official trails, plus one for those who don’t mind a frostbitten pecker/hard nipples.
  • Absolutely epic home made meals to warm you from the deep inside.
  • All the Beer/Wine/Bubbles/Cider/yellow snow/other human fluids you can drink.
  • 1 drunken Friday Meet and Greet, free lube and tunes provided.
  • 1x Winterolympicdicks 2024! With prices to win!!! (mostly bragging rights for years to cum).
  • 1 even more drunken Saturday party preceded by (TBC) silly games followed by serious dancing.
  • Saturday night party
    • Theme: P-Party costume (policeman, prostitute, pimp, penguin, perverted, pregnant, pineapple, panthera leo, pop-tart, panda, Peter Pan, pirate, Pocahontas, pope, priest, politician, princess, prisoner, pilot, porn star, professor, proctologist, postman, Putin …).
  • All the custom haberdashery Swiss money can buy.
  • Dedicated haberdashery for the event (not available for late comers).
  • A heated venue for a maximum of 40 people!

How much?

All the Birds: CHF 180.00 Registered AND paid –> One price fits all!

Payment details!

Migros Bank AG, 8010 Zürich
IBAN: CH74 0840 1000 0519 9117 9
Account holder: Zürich Hash House Harriers
Address: Gloriastrasse 88, 8044 Zürich
Reason for payment: 2024 Winterfest, (your Name, this one is muy importante)


First February weekend, 02-04 Feb, 2024


Pfadiheim Kilchberg, Tüchelhölzli, Nidelbadstrasse 50, 8802 Kilchberg, Switzerland (google map)

We encourage using clean and effective Swiss public transport to get there.

How can I register?

Regos are filling up the following form
Please note that this is a pre-paid and registration necessary full weekend event.

What should I bring?

  • Bedding: Bring a sleeping bag/blanket/sheets and a pillow. Cover your body with what you feel comfortable with. No sheets or blankets are provided by the venue.
  • Drinking vessel: Something you’re fine consuming liquids out of, if not it’s your shoe.
  • P-party costume: A costume that is anything P, i.e. Pussycat, Panda, Police (the band), Police (the profession), El Camino Pontiac Aztek, etc.
  • Dog owners: must also bring a dedicated towel for your dogs, this is to clean them before getting inside common areas.
  • Important items: A flashlight/torch/headlamp, for nightly outings, a towel, shampoo/shower gel, ear plugs (or other snore suppressors), your preferred hangover cure, AND house shoes.
  • If coming from outside Switzerland with a vehicle: The roads of this country are not for free. A toll applies to all vehicles using the highways. This year you can buy an electronic toll sticker (e-vignette) – Welcome Switzerland to the XXI century!!
  • Things to leave at home: Your dignity, hope, fear of snow, and sobriety.

Additional Info:

– Parking: only a few limited amount of parking spaces are available. It is recommended arriving by public transport
– Dogs are allowed but as the sleeping rooms have limited space the WF mismanagement have decided to allow only 3x dogs. Contact us to reserve your doggy spot. First come first served.
– Bring your own pillow, sleeping bag, bed linen, towel, house shoes, ear plugs, torch


Friday 02 February:

17:00 Registration
19:00 Chalk Talk → R*n
20:00 Extreme warmth provided by an indoor circle
21:30 Dinner!!!
22:30 Saturday Pre-Lube party, dancing and general shenanigans

Saturday 03 February:

09:00-10:00 Breakfast
10:30 Chalk Talk → Winter trail
13:00 Lunch, warm but outdoors!
14:30 Winterfest 2024 Outdoor Circle of frozen balls and chiseled nipples!
16:30 Cuddle up with your nearest and dearest or drink a few more beers
19:30 Dinner!!!!
21:00 Winterfest Hash Games followed by…
Winterfest Party!

Sunday 04 February:

08:30 Breakfast, regret life, count the bruises, don’t look at yourself in the mirror
10:00 Deadline for rooms to be cleared!
10:30 Hangover trail, slow, very slow, and likely shigtastic
12:00 THE final circle
15:00 Bidding of farewells, confrontation with society, time to bugger off

Extra side activities:

  •  On Sunday 4th February after Winterfest is over and if we are alive we can visit the famous Lindt Chocolate factory which is easily reachable from the venue by crawling or rolling down the hill.

Who’s Cummin?

Read more below to see which fine people are attending.

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Thanksgiving 2023

Organized by Just Sophie and hared by HMHW and Dr NOB, come and celebrate that one time of year it’s perfectly acceptable to walk around in ‘public’ with your pants undone.

The venue is our lovely Bäckeranlage. If you were so drunk the other multiple times we were there, it’s a fun space with plenty of room for us to show off our cooking skills, fill our bellies and hit the dance floor.

So that we are fully prepared, please sign-up and let us know what you can contribute via this form:

This event is limited to max. 40 people!! You are fully registered until you pay.

Pricing for adult (includes snacks, drinks, all you can eat turkey, and maybe sides):

  • 35.- CHF/pp early bird price until October 31st (only bank transfer*)
  • 40.- CHF/pp regular price until November 24th (only bank transfer*)
  • 45.- CHF/pp the day of the event (payment by cash, bank card or twint)

Pricing for kids (includes fatty snacks, alcoholic drinks, greasy meat, and many sweets / candies to keep your dentist happy):

  • 10.- CHF/pp at any time (bank transfer before October 24th and the rest of payment methods the day of the event)

Pricing for run&circle only (boring snacks & drinks only):

  • 5.- CHF

Attendees are requested to please pay in advance by bank transfer to:

Migros Bank AG, 8010 Zürich
IBAN: CH74 0840 1000 0519 9117 9
Account holder: Zürich Hash House Harriers
Address: Gloriastrasse 88, 8044 Zürich
Reason for payment: [NAME] – Thanksgiving Hash 2023

Can’t wait to do the Turkey dance with you! 🦃🪩💃🕺

Meet at 1.45pm to start at 2.00pm.

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ZH3 Hash #1502 The Burning Train Hash

Hares: Premature Cocksucker and Canada Wet

Attendance: around 25, including 3 separate visitors, sadly no virgins

Religious Adviser: Asphalt Liquor

Scribe: Aspalt Liquor

Visitor of Note: Superman

Let’s start with why. Why on earth was this hash about burning trains? Well, last Thursday, on almost certainly the most important and prestigious hash of the year (#1501), also known as the hashiversary of Licking Asphalt, a train caught fire in Alstetten. Not only was this BIG SWISS NEWS, and almost certainly all blame laid with the train-maker Out of Africa, but it also had the catastrophic effect of making almost every half-mind arrive late to the hash. When I say late, I am not talking “Swiss Late”, I mean, only-just-making-it-for-circle late. Within seconds of this tragic event unfolding, and certainly before any assertion of human casualties, the hares of hash #1502 had already booked a slot in the hareline and aptly named it, the Burning Train Hash. #toosoon

So with that out of the way, the scribe can now detail the important parts of the trail: 
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Spitroast Hash 2023

The grilled pig is back!! Welcome to the wildest culinary adventure of the year at the Spitroast Hash! Picture this: a group of grill-loving daredevils lacing up their running shoes and sprinting towards the scent of sizzling deliciousness. It’s a spectacle that will make your taste buds salivate and your legs run faster than a speeding spatula!

  1. When: Sunday, 3rd of September 2023 at 14:00
  2. Where: Forsthütte – Waldhütte Geeren (many parking places available)
  3. How much:

Pricing for adult pork lovers (includes snacks, drinks, swine, and maybe sides):

  • 30chf/pp early bird price until July 31st (only bank transfer*)
  • 35chf/pp regular price until August 31st (only bank transfer*)
  • 40 CHF/pp the day of the event (payment by cash, bank card or twint)

Pricing for kids (includes fatty snacks, alcoholic drinks, greasy swine, and many sweets / candies to keep your dentist happy):

  • 10 CHF/pp at any time (bank transfer before August 31st and the rest of payment methods the day of the event)

Pricing for run&circle only (snacks & drinks only):

  • 5 CHF

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Sola 2023

Teams and allocated legs are available here: Registration form – SOLA 2023

For those allocated a place please pay your registration fee of 35 CHF into the regular ZH3 account referencing SOLA 2023 and your Hash name at:
Migros Bank AG, 8010 Zürich
IBAN: CH74 0840 1000 0519 9117 9
Account holder: Zürich Hash House Harriers
Address: Gloriastrasse 88, 8044 Zürich
Reference: SOLA 2023 + Hash Name

If you would like to place yourself on the standby list please contact Miss Fucktober and/ or Premature Cocksucker.
All Zürich Hashers are welcome to cheer on our Hash teams along the route and also to circle at Irchel University.
Hash cash will not be collected from regular Zürich Hashers on the day.

This year SOLA allows all genders to run any of the stretches. The race starts with a stretch 1 at 7:30 or 8:00 depending on your team in the misty Hönggerberg woods. Then runners 2 to 7 head out into Engstringen, up and along the Uetliberg and back into town, finishing at the beautiful University Irchel. The afternoon runners 8-12 start at 12:30 . The trail heads through Forch to Egg and comes back to Witikon. Two sho