The highly relevant and thoroughly consumed
Zurich Hash House Harriers
January 25 – 27 2019 → in Zürich (Zoo)
Where am I going?
PfadihuusZüri.ch, Rolf-Balsiger-Strasse 8, 8044 Zürich
Post-postal address: http://pfadihuuszueri.ch/phz/pfadihuuszueri-ch/umgebung/
Arrival by car: Activate GPS, enter the above address, hope for the best. Parking possibilities are extremely limited and reserved for the Mismanagement. There is public parking somewhere, check out google maps, park at your own peril.
Arrival by public transport: Take any train to Hauptbahnhof Zurich, ZH and then take the Nr 6 Tram to the Zürich, Zoo (stop), walk the rest (there will be a marked trail).
What am I getting?
3 expertly, and one drunkenly laid trail.
3 super, and one naked circle.
3+ warm meals, and one yellow snowball.
All the Glühwein, beer and posh juice you can consume in one weekend.
The chance to compete in some highly competitive and sloshy games.
How much should I pay for this?
Early Bird: CHF 165 (sign up AND pay by Nov 1, 2018)
Thawed Chicken: CHF 180 (sign up AND pay by Dec 15, 2018)
Expired Turkey: CHF 195 (sign up AND pay by the day of Winterfest)
What should I bring?
Bedding: A sleeping bag/blanket. The venue provides a pillow and sheets and scratchy wool blanket. Cover your body with what you feel comfortable with.
Drinking Vessel: Something you’re fine consuming liquids out of.
Other important items: A Flashlight/torch to light the way on all nightly outings, a towel, some ear plugs (or other snore suppressors), your preferred hangover cure, AND house shoes.
Things to leave at home: Your dignity, hope, fear of snow(/insert oxford comma) and sobriety.
Who can I call when I think I fucked up?
Slippery Digit: +41 78 783 22 66 (Primary fuck up resolver)
Schogginatrix: +41 76 609 75 45 (Secondary fuck up resolver)
Friday 25 January:
19:00 Chalk Talk → R*n
20:00 Extreme warmth provided by an indoor circle
22:17 Saturday Pre-Lube party and games
Saturday 26 January:
10:33 Chalk Talk → Winter trail
13:00 Lunch, warmish
14:00 Winterfest 2018 Circle of frozen balls and chiseled nipples!
16:30 Winter Hash Games
Post Dinner Winterfest Party, dance, drink, dance (or stay still), fall over!
Party theme: Anything goes, unleash your inner arctic beast! (Costumes required, unless you’re boring or broke)
Sunday 27 January:
08:30 Breakfast, regret life, count the bruises, don’t look at yourself in the mirror
10:00 Deadline for rooms to be cleared!
10:30 Hangover trail, slow, very slow, and likely shigtastic
12:00 THE final circle
15:00 Bidding of farewells, confrontation with society, time to bugger off