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Swiss Nash Hash 2019

Because its never too late to.. yes, it there is a too late to sign up for Swiss Nash Hash, so nice and early, here is the info: http:// https://www.harrier.eu.org/snh2019/

The Basics

Who’s hosting: Us of course ZH3

Where: Vordemwald

When: 30.08.2019 – 01.09.2019

See the website above for more details.

Thankgiving Hash 2018

ZH3 Hash 1164 Thanksgiving

Saturday, November 24, 2018

There will be a charge for the run and dinner. Dinner to follow after circle

Regular 5 CHF hash cash for the run,

The cost for Thanksgiving dinner is 25 CHF for Adults, 10 CHF for kids.

Location:Schuetzenstube Uster,  Switzerland

Let us know if you are coming and what you are bringing by signing-up on this form. Please bring food! PLEASE SIGN UP USING THE FORM AND ON MEETUP

Please pay in advance!

Zurich Hash House Harriers

Migros Bank AG, 8010 Zürich
BIC: MIGRCHZZXXX
IBAN: CH74 0840 1000 0519 9117 9
Account holder: Zürich Hash House Harriers

Address: Schaffhauserstrasse 35, 8006 Zürich

Memo: ZH3 Thanksgiving 2018

turkey

(Yes, this is the same graphic as last year and the year before.)

 

Winterfest 2019

The highly relevant and thoroughly consumed

Zurich Hash House Harriers

Winterfest 2019

Info Flyer

January 25 – 27 2019 →  in Zürich (Zoo)

Where am I going?

PfadihuusZüri.ch, Rolf-Balsiger-Strasse 8, 8044 Zürich

Post-postal address: http://pfadihuuszueri.ch/phz/pfadihuuszueri-ch/umgebung/

Arrival by car: Activate GPS, enter the above address, hope for the best. Parking possibilities are extremely limited and reserved for the Mismanagement. There is public parking somewhere, check out google maps, park at your own peril.

Arrival by public transport: Take any train to Hauptbahnhof Zurich, ZH and then take the Nr 6 Tram to the Zürich, Zoo (stop), walk the rest (there will be a marked trail).

What am I getting?

3 expertly, and one drunkenly laid trail.

3 super, and one naked circle.

3+ warm meals, and one yellow snowball.

All the Glühwein, beer and posh juice you can consume in one weekend.

The chance to compete in some highly competitive and sloshy games.

How much should I pay for this?

Early Bird: CHF 165 (sign up AND pay by Nov 1, 2018)

Thawed Chicken: CHF 180 (sign up AND pay by Dec 15, 2018)

Expired Turkey: CHF 195 (sign up AND pay by the day of Winterfest)

What should I bring?

Bedding: A sleeping bag/blanket. The venue provides a pillow and sheets and scratchy wool blanket. Cover your body with what you feel comfortable with.

Drinking Vessel: Something you’re fine consuming liquids out of.

Other important items: A Flashlight/torch to light the way on all nightly outings, a towel, some ear plugs (or other snore suppressors), your preferred hangover cure, AND house shoes.

Things to leave at home: Your dignity, hope, fear of snow(/insert oxford comma) and sobriety.

Who can I call when I think I fucked up?

Slippery Digit: +41 78 783 22 66 (Primary fuck up resolver)

Schogginatrix: +41 76 609 75 45  (Secondary fuck up resolver)

Snowdule:

Friday 25 January:

17:00         Registration

19:00         Chalk Talk → R*n

20:00         Extreme warmth provided by an indoor circle

21:31         Dinner!!!

22:17        Saturday Pre-Lube party and games

Saturday 26 January:

09:00-10:00    Breakfast

10:33         Chalk Talk → Winter trail

13:00        Lunch, warmish

14:00         Winterfest 2018 Circle of frozen balls and chiseled nipples!

16:30         Winter Hash Games

19:30         Dinner!!!!

Post Dinner Winterfest Party, dance, drink, dance (or stay still), fall over!

Party theme: Anything goes, unleash your inner arctic beast! (Costumes required, unless you’re boring or broke)

Sunday 27 January:

08:30         Breakfast, regret life, count the bruises, don’t look at yourself in the mirror

10:00         Deadline for rooms to be cleared!

10:30         Hangover trail, slow, very slow, and likely shigtastic

12:00         THE final circle

15:00        Bidding of farewells, confrontation with society, time to bugger off

2018-2019 AGM Vote results

We can confirm the following hashers as members of mismanagement 2018-2019:

GM: Weapons of Ass Destruction
Hash Cash: Ice Footsie
Haberdashers: Cums in Cider & Christian Harlot
Beer Raiser: Dog Woody

RA: Smokin Cock
Hare Raiser: Stick a Dick in it
Web Slave: Canada Wet

Actual Voting was as follows.

RA:- SC21 GMBTP 12

HR:-SADII 19: Cavity Search 15

Web Slave:- Canada Wet 19:GMS17

2018 – 2019 AGM Nominations

I nominate the following Person:
For the following position:
Ice FootsieHash Cash
Weapon of Ass Destruction Grand Master
Smoking CockReligious Advisor
Cavity SearchHare Raiser
Squatty PottyHaberdasher
Christian HarlotHaberdasher
Slippery DigitWeb Slave
weapon of ass destructionGrand Master
cavity searchHare Raiser
canada wetWeb Slave
Slippery Digit Grand Master
Chainsaw Religious Advisor
Christian Harlot Beermeister/raiser
Grab my Sack Web Slave
Cums in CiderHaberdasher
Stick a Dick in it Hare Raiser
Dog WoodyBeermeister/raiser
Thirsty ThursdayReligious Advisor
Stick a Dick in itHare Raiser
Grab My SackWeb Slave
Naked&WastedReligious Advisor
Cherry PopperBeermeister/raiser
Ice FootsieHash Cash
Cavity SearchHaberdasher
Come in CiderHaberdasher
LIDUHaberdasher
ShamcockBeermeister/raiser
Premature cocksuckerHash Cash
Thump her insidesReligious Advisor
Grab me by the pussyReligious Advisor
Facial discrimination Grand Master
Virgin hunterHaberdasher
Virgin hunterHash Cash
Keys to the treasureWeb Slave
What cums in Vega....Web Slave
Count flatulaHaberdasher
Ice FootsieGrand Master
Dog WoodyWeb Slave
Thirsty ThursdayReligious Advisor
Dog WoodyHare Raiser
SaddamHare Raiser
SaddamHash Cash
Dog WoodyWeb Slave
Dog WoodyBeermeister/raiser
SaddamReligious Advisor
ChainsawReligious Advisor
Ice Footsie Hash Cash
Slippery DigitHaberdasher
Squatty PottyHare Raiser
Asphalt LiquorBeermeister/raiser
SaddamGrand Master
ChainsawReligious Advisor
Keys to the TreasureWeb Slave
Dog WoodyBeermeister/raiser
What cums in VegaWeb Slave
Facial DiscriminationGrand Master
Slippery digitHash Cash
ShamcockHaberdasher
Likes it down underHaberdasher
Loves It Down UnderHaberdasher
Christian HarlotBeermeister/raiser
SaddamGrand Master
Facial DiscriminationReligious Advisor
Just BrianGrand Master
Just BrianReligious Advisor
Just BrianHare Raiser
Just BrianHash Cash
Just BrianHaberdasher
Just BrianWeb Slave
Just Brian Beermeister/raiser
Flat and EasyReligious Advisor
Grab Me By The PussyReligious Advisor
Slippery DigitHash Cash

Zh3 Hash #1122 The Fibo-not-cci Hash

Zh3 Hash #1122 The Fibo-not-cci Hash

Hares: Weapon of Ass Destruction and Just Nina on her Virgin lay.
RA: Asphalt Liquor.
Scribe: Just Begging for It

This bank holiday Hash was planned like many Summer Hashes before it with the Hares having great expectations of beautiful sunny weather and cold plentiful beer. Alas, the mischievous Hash Gods had a different plan in mind for this Thursday Hash and soaked the trail and the hares in torrential rain whilst flour was being laid. Also, the sudden surge in late sign ups was likely to result in the unthinkable becoming reality – that the Hash may not have enough beer to satisfy the thirst of the many beer guzzling Hashers.

Continue reading

Thanksgiving Hash 2017

ZH3 Hash #1084

Saturday, November 25, 2017

Regular 5 CHF hash cash for the run,  30 CHF for Thanksgiving dinner (5 CHF for kids under 12; kids over 12 will be charged full price and given small beer).

Location: Bäckeranlage, Langstrasse, 8004 Zürich, Switzerland

Let us know if you are coming and what you are bringing by signing-up on this form. Please bring food!

Zurich Hash House Harriers

Migros Bank AG, 8010 Zürich
BIC: MIGRCHZZXXX
IBAN: CH74 0840 1000 0519 9117 9
Account holder: Zürich Hash House Harriers

Address: Schaffhauserstrasse 35, 8006 Zürich

Memo: ZH3 Thanksgiving 2017

turkey

(Yes, this is the same graphic as last year.)

ZH3 Hash #11xx

Saturday, November 27, 2018

Regular 5 CHF hash cash for the run,  xx CHF for Thanksgiving dinner (5 CHF for kids under 12; kids over 12-16  will be charged at yy full price for those over 16).

Location: Uster, Switzerland

Let us know if you are coming and what you are bringing by signing-up on this form. Please bring food!

Please if possible pay in advance

Zurich Hash House Harriers

Migros Bank AG, 8010 Zürich
BIC: MIGRCHZZXXX
IBAN: CH74 0840 1000 0519 9117 9
Account holder: Zürich Hash House Harriers

Address: Schaffhauserstrasse 35, 8006 Zürich

Memo: ZH3 Thanksgiving 2018

turkey

(Yes, this is the same graphic as last year.)

ZH3 Hash #1073: The Spit Roast Hash – Write-up

Name: ZH3 Hash #1073: The Spit Roast Hash
Location: Robinsonspielplatz, and in the deep dark woods
Hare: Climbidia and Papa F.K.K.
RA: Weapons of Ass Destruction
Attendance: Officially 35 hashers, dogs, and assorted offspring.
Scribe: MeMe

This is not so much a story of the hash, but of the build-up, the delivery, the smuggling, the kiddy scaring, the cooking, the acrobatic carving, and the many occurrences surrounding the hash itself!

It wasn’t your average, Ho-hum run of the mill hash. I want to Mention ROUSs but I don’t think they exist!

Where to begin? The hash was aptly named ‘Spit roast hash’ due to the cooking method employed to prepare the sacrificial offering. How was this obtained? The Piggy was smuggled across the border under the cover of darkness by one of the co-hares Papa F.K.K.

Once delivered to a secret location on the outskirts of Zürich, off-spring units were informed of the delivery of said Piggy. This news was met with much squealing (not by the piggy) and excitement by the offspring units. A short lived event as the kids were introduced to the dressed, albeit eyeless piggy in the boot of the car. Where she/he lay until the early morning. The sex of the ‘It was bought in a Cash deal’ Piggy was not discussed between the smuggler and the providing abattoir, and was only discussed in and around the fire pit.

The Piggy was moved ‘to location’ in the early hours for a slow roasting. 0700 was discussed. The fire was set, and the slowly rotating piggy was guarded for the forthcoming 7-8 hours by Just Joe with further support from Stogie Gibberish. Any romantic visions of slaves standing fireside will unfortunately have to disappear as the electric rotisserie was powered by a car battery, provided by Slippery Digit. (Who had to carry the car battery home, when nobody was sober! No good deed goes unpunished!)

Fast forward to the early afternoon: Several Virgins attended, one of whom came from Liechtenstein as “There is nothing to do there and I have had to travel 2 hours to get here”. 2 others that ran too much, but more on them later. And another local guy with a big beautiful dog.

More than a few regular hashers also arrived with side dishes in hand. Our GM, Asphalt Licker, brought home made red cabbage. Many salads were also provided. Scribe never saw who brought what so cannot name. There were 2 fantastic cakes. In the words of Cheesy Balls, the walnut cake, prepared by Sticky Fingers was, “Dreadful … As I only got one piece!”

So on to the hash itself. Most noticeable in the chalk talk was the over emphasized ‘Boar & Piglet’ split. The extra-long Boar section when compared to the super short Piglet turned out to be about 60m different in length. I guess that the hares have to amuse themselves somehow.

The weather forecast was dreadful … but wrong. Fantastic weather. Scribe did about 10Km. Two of the virgins did +14Km, came in 1st etc. Enjoyed it and said they would be back. Some previously used trail, but plenty of virgin territory …

At the circle and On-In. The hashers arrived to a table full of food, Piggy slow roasting, and circle. Impatient hashers continually distracted wanting to be fed.

Noticeable Down-Downs?

  • Obviously the smuggling Hare & when one Hare drinks…
  • Virgins/ visitors / over achievers
  • Food providers
  • There was a dead bug
  • Grab my Sack did something. (Scribe should really scribe the day after, not 10+ later!)
  • Slippery Digit for “Piggy was driven by my juices”, less said about that the better really.
  • Dog owners for errant dogs in circle – Slippery Digit, Hold My Hairy Wiener, and 1 Just Dog Owner.
  • The other 2 unnamed virgins were down downed for ‘Winning and over achieving’.
  • Anyway short circle, due to excess slobbering of persons eyeing up Piggy.

Not in circle but a noticeable performance by Climbidia for bearing down on Piggy, with carving knives in hand. I am sure that straddling Piggy from above was not necessary, but it looked good.

All hashers finally left with very happy, with full bellies, and plenty of leftovers.

Editors Note – Think you can do better? Volunteer to do the next write-up. Please send leftovers, an Uber for Slippery Digit, and more walnut cake to ZH3.com.